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His eyes were hauntingly beautiful.
Bill O'Reilly and the Moon sounds like a children's book for the worst children.
I'll introduce you to Psyklops in Cell Block G. He's like a friggin' Michaelangelo with a Bic and a shiv.
I actually planned on going to jail this weekend. But I don't want to see this movie.
Here just in time to be the 102nd commenter, I shall echo the merry sentiments of those before me and share in the collective disappointment of the Videogum hiatus. If I am motivated, perhaps I'll sneak into chat tonight. Otherwise THNX 4 A GRAT E-YEAR, MONSTERS LOLMG
http://i56.tinypic.com/2s8n060.jpg "Garth, we must book these guys. It will happen. Oh yes."
Can anyone explain why he screams 'Ishtar' about 25 seconds in? I mean, everything else about this makes perfectly complete sense, I'm just confused by that one little hangnail.
"We're not in Kansas anymore " - several religious freedoms, after the 2010 midterm elections
"Are you gonna bark, little doggie? Or are you gonna . . . wait a second, I'm the doggie. I guess I'm the one who's gonna bark then."
"My spider-sense is tingling." "That's just your PTSD, dear."
My mother has sent me a Festivus card every year for about 10 years. It's a real holiday to me.
I like George, perhaps because I am not a quiet one.
Ooh! Ooh! And I've Just Seen a Face.
Two of Us and Let It Be and Across the Universe come to mind.
Seconded. That collage has been my double rainbow stompin' colored destruction through this bleak finals week.
Has there ever been a post involving magic that hasn't also included the tags "creepos" and "yikes"? Like PB & J, it seems.
Yikes, Shoah me the door, I'm outta here.
That producer's face should be flushed with embarrassment.
I'm hoping for a Grizzly Man-like finale to this terrible show.
http://i52.tinypic.com/2ykbddu.jpg I'll bring my dog Chip.
"These seats are too sMALL. RATS." - Kevin Smith
http://i55.tinypic.com/20066vq.jpg "She's an amateur.*" *trans. from ASL - chameleon_street
She's got it totally fingered out.
Yogi Bear here, chomping at the bit to tell you about Maira Kalma's delightful new book. If children’s picture books are on the wane, all the more reason to hail the advent of a new picture book for grown-ups. Kalman, the creator of a dozen books for children, and whose previous adult works include “The Principles of Uncertainty” and the unaccountably ingenious illustrated edition of “The Elements of Style,” now brings us AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS (Penguin Press, $29.95), an investigation of the historical underpinnings and current workings of democracy in America. Sort of. Really, it’s more like an impromptu interpretive dance about our country, executed in fat, frolicky color, unprissy brushstroke, a smattering of pleasantly pedestrian photo­graphs and perfectly rambunctious penmanship. It's so great, I stuck it in my picnic basket. That I stole.
"Are you talking to somebody? You're mouth's movin'. . . eh!" - Robert DeNiro
I enjoy artificially flavored paraffin of all colors. In the world of candy, I'm no Reesist.
I was actually thinking along the lines of the Bill Hicks joke about the child running wild on the airplane, tugging on the emergency exit: "They're so cute at that age" WHOOOOSHH "AAAAaaaaaaa....." "You're right. He gets cuter the smaller he gets."
"I'M SORRYYYyyyyyyy...." - Josh Duhamel "He's sorry" - his rep
The plane was in mid-flight, right?
Derp. I guess that was the whole point. I promise I'll be much more observant and relevant after finals are over. (you can't wait)
Fuck a chicken, blow a turkey, it's all news to me. Goodnight, everybody.
Cool screenname, bro. No sarcasmo.