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Brad Pitt, as he is the only choice to play anything ever.
+1 | 12/3/13 10:52 PM
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The opposite of "my jam" = "my peanut-butter-stuck-to-the-roof-of-my-mouth-why-does-it-do-that-oh-god-I-think-I'm-gonna-suffocate"
+5 | 10/17/13 5:55 PM
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and there were two sets of footprints in the sand because your 2 bodyguards were carrying you
+38 | 10/1/13 6:35 PM
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Thank god we got to the bottom of that.
+9 | 9/26/13 4:53 PM
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Dogs are just the best. Full stop.
+3 | 9/6/13 1:27 PM
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NOPE
+7 | 9/5/13 12:56 PM
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As history has told us, his role will be taken over by Michael Shanks in the eventual TV series.
+4 | 8/29/13 12:55 PM
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It's good to know that we're still living in the best possible universe.
+9 | 12/10/12 3:56 PM
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That happened in this one too.
0 | 10/17/12 2:29 PM
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I knew it! Who is Kai Winn in this scenario? Paul Ryan is Weyoun, so he can't be Kai Winn. Obviously Barack Obama is Captain Sisko and Hillary is Major Kira.
+6 | 10/17/12 2:15 PM
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though to be fair, my favorite book now is also the Lord of the Rings
0 | 9/22/12 12:12 AM
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The Wild Kine of Araw
0 | 8/2/12 12:08 PM
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Where do they get their ideas?
+21 | 8/1/12 3:34 PM
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My friends just watched Red State and said that it was the worst movie that they'd ever seen. "There were some cool moments, but the long, too-clever-Kevin-Smith-monologues were apparently so jarring for a horror movie that it ruined everything,"--my friends.
0 | 10/19/11 4:26 PM
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And in the end, Batman creates a time machine and rescue her! #Gotham
+3 | 10/11/11 11:12 AM
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I didn't listen to the Hermione commercial, but I did *watch* it and felt that "Total Eclipse of the Heart" should have been playing in the background. Was it? Because that would be awesomest.
0 | 9/6/11 7:57 PM
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Birthday Girl, Interrupted
+4 | 8/3/11 5:54 PM
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Albus Severus
+3 | 7/19/11 1:09 PM
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facetaco! You're just killing it! Killing it! Like paparazzi chasing after a princess!
+2 | 6/29/11 12:52 AM
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Don't you know that it's now fashionable to wear hideous rash-colored shirts with weird necklines? Fashion is cyclical, and we are obviously cycling through the Black Plague Era of Fashion.
+3 | 6/14/11 3:49 PM
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