Well it's fairly well-tailored, but in a rare miss the commercial has her shooting the word "taxes" when a perfect one would have her shoot the words "mexicos from puerto rico"
Once, sometime in the last 4 years, a forgettable post from one of my google reader feeds informed me that one way to deal with a phone dropped in the toilet is to pack it in rice.
a) It's good that Piven found himself in a sushi restaurant
b) It's nice to see that he is able to maintain his composure to not only summon the waitstaff but also remember this neato trick about drying out your cellphone
c) It's pleasurable to think about how Jeremy Piven might use a public toilet phone instead of immediately buying a new one. Asshole celebs - their just like us!
Finally, he corrects "crap song" to "rap song," but after listening to the song it's clear he does not know what rap is. And I think he means "crap song."
Ok, I'm done with these videos, I hope.
Kid: "Ok - we've got Soda, purple stuff and Sunny D.... Ma - we're runnin' low on Sunny D, do we have any more down in the basement?"
Mom: (goes on enraged shooting rampage)
And when a drug addict "gives it his all," does he set upon the road to recovery (perhaps, through yo-yo's) or does he like do all the drugs in like one night?
"Do you kids still go nuts for those Nicholas Bros? We used to get a real kick out of seeing them on the tele. Boy could those negroes dance. Wait - what?"
"She is, like, so hot to me. She has pretty eyes. I mean great breasts! I would make her a spinach dip in a sourdough bread, if you know what I mean."
- Adam Hood
So, we have a lot of conversations...
"So if we run one of those fag commercials in faggy France, does that mean those fags are going to by more of that shit we package? Sure, then - run it!"
- Don Thompson
The thing about this video... is that it should not be a video and just a picture.
No one would ever be like "prove it." And if in the off chance someone was, you would already be at the picture. The conflict resolved in fractions of a second.
But most importantly, if it were a picture, my ears would not be bleeding from that song.
But speaking of Betty White (and I needed to say this somewhere) - she was just so delightful on the Daily Show last night.
I didn't really follow her resurgence, and I could understand some backlash to her recent overexposure. But after watching that interview, no. Just give her whatever she wants. She's the best.
I went to this same paintball place with a group from school, because I heard paintball was fun and I thought "Hey - this might be fun!"
I was told to not wear fancy clothes so I of course did not. But was still assured that the paint was "water based" and would come out in the wash. But the paint is grease-based. Why would you make paintballs grease-based?
So fine, I thought as I played (playing = getting shot in the neck) I will obviously have to throw out this pair of pants and this shirt. No biggie, cause.. this is fun?
But the grease is truly everywhere, which I learned as I returned to my jacket, which was in the "changing area" and nowhere near the actual paintballin' but was of course covered in paint (grease).
What an awful, greasy experience. And no pic with Omar, to boot!
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