Of my many complaints with this show possibly the biggest is that people are like "Oh, these vampires are so sexy!" when no they are not. They are awful. They rip people apart with bare hands and feel no remorse. They have weird secret tribunals where they force people to kill teenage girls. They are sociopaths and I have learned the hard way (or maybe I just learned through common sense) that sociopaths are not sexy.
True Blood is a terrible television show. It is the television equivalent what would happen if Stephanie Meyer and Hitler had a child who became a television writer and then got both Michael Bay to produce and Ewe Boll to direct.
But now I remember why I watch it.
I would like to thank the academy, my parents, and all you that made comments that were less pithy than mine (but not those of you that made comments more pithy than mine) and I would be remiss to not thank Marty (ie: Scorsese) for just giving a guy a chance.
I blam the fact that I heard a lot about this movie but had no idea that it came out last weekend. I saw a lot of advertisements for it but it seems none of them focused saying: "Hey, this movie comes out June 5th!"
If this wasn't the interwebs I would begin clapping slowly as fellow member of the audience began to join into what would become raucous applause.
Oh, well.
Until Smell-o-vision is created I will fail to see the point in perfume commercials. PLEASE, tell me we'll soon have Smell-o-vision. I'd rather live to see that as opposed to flying cars!
He is really good though! But still pants are pants and whether you're going outside or letting people outside see what you have on inside pants must be worn.
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