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Can Tina be my reader?
This night will be very long.
This is unbearable. Why are they all crying?
Too much Mickey Rourke already. I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
The Oscars are tonight? That explains a lot (like the fact that every news outlet has been talking about that very fact non stop today).
It will be the greatest Birthday present of all.
I'm a little surprised that Sun was like: "I will never see my daughter again as I'm going to this terrible island where there's a very small chance I'll see my probably dead husband."
If this came from the same people that created the OMFG campaign...then the saying "lightning doesn't strike the same place twice" has been proven true.
I'm willing to bet there's a correlation between people who would by that and people over 20 who have never had sex.
Please let it be Tyra! If she puts on blackface the show may get canceled.
Do I get 3 credits for Drew Barrymore 101, because I need an elective next semester.
Well there's only one way this movie will have a happy ending...it involves a bus.
If they wanted to put the money it took to make this ad to good use maybe they should have done an anti-meth ad. All they would need to do is show Fergie's face without makeup for 30 seconds.
I think it has something to do with the show now airing in HD (and it looks amazing).
"Mandy? You look terrible."
Signs that maybe one should re-examine their life and try to see where it went wrong: see above video.
They won't be seducing anyone in those outfits; not even in the eighties.
Obviously they shouldn't go back to the island. Who would actually want to live there when there's a monster made of smoke and no functioning toilet (unless you're in the right time period)? Also, I'll miss Charlotte.
Cable television? Aren't we fancy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fouFlK23lg The performance of the night.
Haha. Now I don't have to watch the rest!
I really like Chasing Pavements. Maybe I should go live in Starbuck's.
MY GOD M.I.A IS HUGE.
Though I can't stand her I thought Katy Perry had a decent voice. I was wrong.
Is it common knowledge that one Jonas Bro. seems to be missing a chromosome or two?
Jennifer Hudson is one classy lady.
What a surprise the (awse) old people win!!! That never happens.
Kid Rock = Bathroom break.
Kabuki Mask Code Red!!!! Nicole Kidman is in attendance!
From Jesus take the wheel to one nighters. Carrie underwood is a role model to all.
Also, why so out of breath?
Coldplay? How about Chris Martin feat. Jigga?
Whitney Houston: proof crack never really leaves the system.
Well I certainly don't like cameras pointed at me while I'm film acting. Television shows just can't get made that way...when will people learn!
You forgot the most important development...Tracy Jordan owns Lehman Brothers! I just about died when the Genralissimo gave the Grandma character scratch-offs.
Well judging from her physical appearance one can see why she had to turn to amusement park rides.
There would be a Grammy if you had used the word "supersaturation." SCIENCE!
it's like how people that smell bad obviously can't smell themselves or they'd take a bath.
I know, what's the point of having two characters that are very happy together for multiple episodes? They were already uninteresting as it was...but at least this way they can be uninteresting with limited screen time.
I'm pretty sure it's not rape in NYS if he's seventeen. Miss Carr does have some standards.