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Yes, oh my, yes! Everyone, meet my history tutor.
Do they have a phrase of "adding injury to insult"? If not, they should, and you have fairly represented its spirit here.
I personally wish Fox luck of the draw.... in this Russian Roulette of upfronts. http://joannaestep.com/misc/darktower/gunslinger.jpg
Small toilette. You are thinking of his associate, Tiny Johnson.
From OED: Crunk-- by 1999, style of popular music developed in U.S. South in 1990s; often said to be a contraction of crazy drunk. It was used early in a sense of "cool, good." It has been around forever. Example of usage: "That Chiffarobe is crunk. Is it Chippendale?"
Yes, but where how does it fit into the bad ideas cartoon chart? http://i926.photobucket.com/albums/ad102/wdhoffer/seth_macfarlane_formula.jpg
Shame on yo.... http://i926.photobucket.com/albums/ad102/wdhoffer/unlikely_animal_friendships_11.jpg Awww....
Well, there is no disputing his rudeness.
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Everyone on the corner has a Wagon like us.
You've still got it over Animalia. Hold tight.
This is what Thoreau meant to "kill time without injuring eternity."
I have always wanted to be known for my boating enthusiasm, and as the peg-legged gentleman with the parrot atop his shoulder.
Why is this comment not through the roof? This batch of comments = Easy A
About Time, Maxim. Life. Sheesh.
"Mr. McCain, tear down this wall."
Lash: so great a word, and yet how infrequent do we have need of the nautical term.
Don't let Ashton Kutcher start doing commercials for this.... please.
or forfeitures. "I quit." -- Mix aficionados everywhere
Jersey Shore appellations all over.
"Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... and always look on the bright side of life." http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01445/The-Life-of-Brian_1445162i.jpg
I know who we're getting to do Gabe's roast.
"I became a teacher to lip-sync to Jock Jams 2 in empathy to growing pains."
So, poublic urination is A-OK, but you can't wash your hands in the product without a tinge of scorn.... hypercritical (or is it hypo). Hyper-hypocritical.
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"When Music saw the breadth of its domain, it wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."
It's all about amenities, and not having "Loud creepy neighbors doing sex" is a must.
Oh, yes, they have a whole heap of fun. These guys know what I'm talking about. http://farm1.static.flickr.com/3/3871902_8f4709e771.jpg Maybe she should take a big #2, instead of calling her child that, in public.
Man, this'd be great for the next person who comes up and starts washing my car with a sword. Today has been a safe-up Nerds sorta day.
I don't know which is more interesting, that he is full of poetry or that he displays it publicly.
I like how they called it "something else." Nice. Class.
Seagull turns into SeaBULL real quick... just add a little paranoia.
This is a ploy by the newspaper industry to show the "24/7 news cycle behind the curtain."
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