Miley Featherhands....
But in all seriousness, what ever happened to embarrassment? Private activities of a community (e.g. "tar and feathering") are now on view for public consumption? Like an Escher painting, we are less easily embarrassed (with thumb on the remote) due in part from vicariously experiencing so much manufactured embarrassment on the screen. Apropos Catch-22. Our capacity for embarrassment is the mark of human civilization... s
So, let's paint and put feathers on (but in our private rooms) and get embarrassed (not bare-assed) more readily.
The way he sweeps the coat tails of his bathrobe out as he sits at the bar puts me in mind of a piano player, which logically leads to piano-bar jokes.
A piano player went into a bar but kept fidgeting so much that he could not enjoy his drink. Finally the bartender asked him what was wrong. The piano player replied, "My keys, my keys! I can't seem to find my keys!"
You get it? (I don't get it either)
This is a made up quote, and I am totally guessing here.... but, "There, but for the grace of god, go I." -Hollywood on HW's support for the man
Or.... "He's brilliant." -- Hollywood on HW's support for the man
You think the internet is a safe place, you order something, it comes, and it turns out different. Like that wrestling class mom made me take.
http://i922.photobucket.com/albums/ad61/David_notascynical/wrestle.gif
I am sure there is exercise involved somewhere in here... but intimacy to the max, as they say in wrestling.
Westerns done changed a bit since James Brolin was doing it.
http://natsukashi.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/shootout.jpg
Now, they don't even bother to draw.
In this clip, this Pigeon on the right is named "Birthday Cake."
http://i922.photobucket.com/albums/ad61/David_notascynical/542da7f64fc48504241bf012390cdff9.gif
http://i922.photobucket.com/albums/ad61/David_notascynical/4kaahhjpg.gif
It was weird for my parents to make me.
It was funny for them to make me.
Life is weird.
Life is very funny. -- Vera Pavlova
Thanks videogum for the daily reminders of these unbendable realities.
They say you lose 2.5% brain function after giving birth. Lets just attribute slip-ups like this to he deficit and talk about bad television and small horses.
Clearly, what they are trying to say could be better said. What they are saying could be left unsaid too.
http://i922.photobucket.com/albums/ad61/David_notascynical/wtf_photos_from_the_past_15.jpga
Her parents are clearly disappointed her decades of hard work leading to a few years of violin virtuosity will be overshadowed by a youtube appearance exhibiting balance on training wheels..
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