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Probably because she's a (seemingly) sweet & humble 19-year-old who just got a surprise win in her category, and as she was about to have her moment to shine, some asshole came on stage and took a watery shit on her moment. Yeah, my face would be a bit melty, too.
+20 | 9/14/09 11:54 AM
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Aw, man, Clifton Collins? Shit.
+1 | 9/3/09 1:31 PM
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Big Momma's House 3: The Tribulation is Nigh
+1 | 9/3/09 11:26 AM
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She's not even trying to feed that baby. You're an actress. You should be able to do that.
+12 | 9/2/09 1:56 PM
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I call treasurer!
0 | 9/1/09 10:29 PM
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Thank you for expanding on it. Dead on. Hammer, meet nail.
+1 | 9/1/09 4:32 PM
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S'all good, Carrie-babe. I was beginning to wonder if I had stretched its usage too far. Probably still did.
+3 | 9/1/09 4:30 PM
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Also, the moth joke: AMAZING.
+8 | 9/1/09 12:56 PM
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How meta was Norm's bit? The parts that bombed were funnier than the parts that succeeded.
+9 | 9/1/09 11:23 AM
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They make everything look so separated.
0 | 8/31/09 10:08 PM
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"She never gets older!"
+8 | 8/31/09 3:56 PM
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Martians were behind 9/11. Martians with turbans. And Obama. Him too.
+9 | 8/31/09 2:20 PM
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Bad Boys 3: Will Got $20 Million, What Did You Get, Martin?
+5 | 8/31/09 10:07 AM
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Forget it, Jake; it's Forks.
+21 | 8/26/09 12:18 PM
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I see your point: the left wants to see this as 733t PWNAG3 toward Glenn Beck and Fox News. But clearly Fox News isn't really hurting from this: they'll get their ad money from some other companies with lower (fewer? tinier?) scruples, even if they become a public network and solicit subscriptions. I'm happy with Beck losing advertisers, too, but lost ad money doesn't get health care reform passed.
+8 | 8/25/09 11:53 AM
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The first comment on that blog post was about how if the breading was low-carb or non-existent, it would be good for low-carb diets. God bless you, Dr Atkins, but you made people in America fucking CRAZY about their dietary choices.
+6 | 8/25/09 11:29 AM
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Look, if you really want some WTF-erade, there's always the Avalanches.
0 | 8/25/09 2:36 AM
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At this point, this movie looks like more of a "game-changer" than Avatar. Way to waste 12 years, Cameron.
+3 | 8/24/09 4:16 PM
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It smells wooden, with a braindead finish.
+1 | 8/21/09 2:22 PM
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Your interview with the President has been viewed more than 400,000 times on YouTube. Did you expect that? Not in the first week. Ha! The chutzpah of this kid. He expected 400K, just not so soon. Damon = AWESOMENESS.
+3 | 8/21/09 12:18 PM
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@enriqueztwb
+2 | 8/21/09 11:25 AM
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Good article. Let's be clear: these town hall protesters are assholes. You can disagree with the plan, completely if you like, but when you come to a town hall, where the point is discussion, and the speaker is asking for discussion, and all you do is come to the microphone and bark, "NO OBAMACARE OBAMA IS A SOCIALIST GRANDMA WILL DIE YOU CAN'T SILENCE THE TRUTH I'M A TRUE AMERICAN HEIL HITLER OMGBBQWTFARRRGGH!!!!" You are an asshole. Not a patriot. Not a true American. Not a hero. AN ASSHOLE.
+34 | 8/19/09 11:33 AM
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Actually, it was.
0 | 8/18/09 11:55 AM
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White Chicks 2: No, I'm Serious. White Chicks 2. I'm Not Fucking Kidding You. They Made White Chicks 2! I Mean, How Fucked is That?
+10 | 8/17/09 4:57 PM
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High-five.
+3 | 8/17/09 1:14 PM
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Oh, THAT'S Lee Pace. Wow, he's looking a bit waxen and aged in this trailer.
+1 | 8/17/09 1:13 PM
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Oh, it has Bobby Moynihan. Is there a Videogum Bobby Moynihan Anti-Promise? And I'm probably misjudging ages, but doesn't it seem like Kristen's ex from the beginning is about fifteen years older than her?
+5 | 8/17/09 12:40 PM
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Because you know what Anne Frank needed: misogyny and swears. Executives, earning their bonuses.
+2 | 8/12/09 2:18 PM
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And I'm too stupid to use the proper spelling of "too." FUCK!
+4 | 8/12/09 1:13 PM
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I would say Sebastian will grow up into a date rapist, but he seems to stupid to know how to date rape. "So, I'm supposed to eat the roofies, right? Wha -?" [passes out]
+22 | 8/12/09 1:13 PM
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Are.
0 | 8/12/09 2:45 AM
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Kristen's long brunette hair and innocent face Innocent face? Seriously? She's the shiftiest-looking female in Hollywood.
+23 | 8/11/09 4:59 PM
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Nice counterpoint. Let's have a beer summit, and discuss our differences.
+33 | 8/10/09 1:40 PM
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And, like Brad Pitt in Seven, I will be more than happy to oblige. Oops, SPOILER ALERT.
+12 | 8/10/09 1:36 PM
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Is this guy serious?
+4 | 8/10/09 1:33 PM
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I bet if a black man was elected president, there'd be all sorts of idiots running around saying he was a Muslim terrorist, or wasn't actually born in America, or other crazy shit, regardless of what he was actually doing. Wouldn't that be hilarious?
+46 | 8/10/09 1:22 PM
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"The film also stars Richard Tyson and Wolfgang Bodison as themselves in cameo roles." Well, THANK GOD.
+1 | 8/7/09 2:18 PM
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Who Needs a Relationship Advice?
0 | 8/7/09 1:25 PM
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Wow, way to read.
+6 | 8/7/09 11:17 AM
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Nope, not CK.
0 | 8/5/09 2:03 PM
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