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Ugh, Hunger Games. Why must you exist? You're nothing but a Twilight-ified rip-off of the Battle Royale. WHY!?
I haven't seen that many shirtless dudes since 'nam.
I don't know about bigger than Whitney, according to my parents I had a very serious crush on Ms. Houston when I was a tyke. Still, this is a bummer and gee whiz, Kids Incorporated.
So that's where all Brittney Spears' backup dancers went.
Have you ever been to a Lips show, 2nose? It's like the most fun thing ever.
Wow, Leslie, you need to go away.
I wish I threw parties cool enough to have someone show up with a DiGiorno pizza.
ah, whatever. I guess this is all partly my own fault for trying to tell a story in a way that made it funny at my own expense. Maybe the comment itself is a little bro-y, but I can't get too annoyed when someone misses the point and goes a step further and calls me a bro. Still, Michael Robenalt, its not nice to call people names.
And your pic makes you look like a child molester, but you don't see me calling people names. Don't take shit so seriously. And also, do you know what a bro is? I only ask because my picture is me playing an acoustic guitar with studio headphones on and wearing (and I know you can't see this because of the guitar but) a Save the Rainforests t-shirt. hardly bro attire.
You gotta pick your battles, djfreshie. Look at me, I personally don't get what deal is with people liking Bon Iver, and I live in Brooklyn. If anyone is predisposed to like Bon Iver it's some brooklyn hipster. But I have the sense to keep my mouth shut about it on the stereogum threads.
Bros are known for their candid honesty? What's up, do people on stereogum turn up their noses as the prospect of oral sex? Or are dick jokes only aloud when its a story about Lana Del Rey?
I briefly dated her hair stylist. She was a little thick but she had nice boobs so it was cool. Then one day we were supposed to go out and she up and stopped returning my phone calls. It really sucked too because I was sure I was gonna get a blowskie that night. I never figured out what happened. I Never figured out what her hair styling secrets were for Alexis either. Lose-lose.
Pharaoh does a lot of great impressions, too bad he doesn't quite know how to keep it funny once the novelty wears off.
It's not really fair to expect some random dude to be as good as Lil B.
The obnoxious guys in the crowd are perfect examples of how weed can ruin music.
That picture is straight from the "rejected photos" vault for Tommy Hilfiger ad campaigns.
When you don't understand humor greatness is never far behind you.
It's like Slash has tourettes.
This commercial was no where near as funny as the one with Chimps.
"Stupid Hoe" was like her Catcher in the Rye, I don't even understand why she would continue to make music after such a masterpiece.
more like "getting kicked out of Brooklyn".
Now, now, people. Let's wait until all the evidence is in before we label Ms. Love the murderer of her daughter's fath... pets, I mean pets.
Eh, it felt awkward to me and I was well aware of the homage.
God, the Utopia we might have lived in if Bizkit never happened.
Ms. Wesner looking pretty good these days.
The only way this could be better is if it was Justin Beiber's Christmas album.
C'mon dude. That didn't happen. Adams stayed after and played a full set and he stopped and talked about how much loved the Letterman show. You really think he'd of done that if Dave had been such a prick?
What did you do to your Trogdor's feet?
I can't decide who is the bigger a-hole... you for using the word "waifish", or me for not having any freaking clue what it means. The spell check doesn't recognize it as a word so I'm leaning towards you. Nothing personal.
Buckethead is gone. Now they have a dude who plays a yellow and black striped guitar shaped like a good. Aptly named Bumblefoot.
Just when you think SNL is gonna be funny again, they go and do something like that. At least Emma and Coldplay were alright.
Sam the Eagle better watch out for Courtney Love... she's already murdered one person who sang this song.
Good Ol' Fashion Nightmare