I don't know about bigger than Whitney, according to my parents I had a very serious crush on Ms. Houston when I was a tyke. Still, this is a bummer and gee whiz, Kids Incorporated.
ah, whatever. I guess this is all partly my own fault for trying to tell a story in a way that made it funny at my own expense. Maybe the comment itself is a little bro-y, but I can't get too annoyed when someone misses the point and goes a step further and calls me a bro. Still, Michael Robenalt, its not nice to call people names.
And your pic makes you look like a child molester, but you don't see me calling people names. Don't take shit so seriously.
And also, do you know what a bro is? I only ask because my picture is me playing an acoustic guitar with studio headphones on and wearing (and I know you can't see this because of the guitar but) a Save the Rainforests t-shirt. hardly bro attire.
You gotta pick your battles, djfreshie. Look at me, I personally don't get what deal is with people liking Bon Iver, and I live in Brooklyn. If anyone is predisposed to like Bon Iver it's some brooklyn hipster. But I have the sense to keep my mouth shut about it on the stereogum threads.
Bros are known for their candid honesty? What's up, do people on stereogum turn up their noses as the prospect of oral sex? Or are dick jokes only aloud when its a story about Lana Del Rey?
I briefly dated her hair stylist. She was a little thick but she had nice boobs so it was cool. Then one day we were supposed to go out and she up and stopped returning my phone calls. It really sucked too because I was sure I was gonna get a blowskie that night. I never figured out what happened. I Never figured out what her hair styling secrets were for Alexis either. Lose-lose.
C'mon dude. That didn't happen. Adams stayed after and played a full set and he stopped and talked about how much loved the Letterman show. You really think he'd of done that if Dave had been such a prick?
I can't decide who is the bigger a-hole... you for using the word "waifish", or me for not having any freaking clue what it means.
The spell check doesn't recognize it as a word so I'm leaning towards you. Nothing personal.
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