"Let's cash in this whole Sherlock Holmes thing and put a goatee on John Cusack and yeah great idea!!!" Ugh.
Also I love that apparently by not getting married and not having kids means you're pathetic and not a grown up yet; my mortgage and job beg to differ.
I can't remember the last time I wanted to see a movie. Typical Hollywood movies truly are the worst.
I'm with you on that, really thought he mentioned a family at one point. Mebbe it's the pretend family that lives in his head. I imagine everyone in the family has Gus' head for a head.
Not that it matters in the least if he is or isn't, but I don't think they've led us to believe either way. I guess I've always kind of assumed he is gay, but I'm not sure why that is.
I guess I'm just not all that impressed that what's already been done has been done again... but maybe that's all music is, in the end. Maybe I'd like it more if this wasn't the look and feel of me being 13.
Yup. Every good Christian knows that we are all born sinners and must repent daily, hourly, heck every second because you're born a dirty, dirty sinner, and watching Sesame Street is your one way ticket to hell.
Um. So. Wait.
Disney's camera crew just *happened* to be there before this li'l tykes entire family was killed off?
Uhhh. Something (or lots of things) is not right here.
God, people need to meditate more. Is meditation still free? Ok, now everyone close your eyes and take 10 deep breaths. Feel better? Good, you all owe me 10 bucks.
Apparently all that the Unreal Man needs to teach him how to be a real man is a weird PSA campaign?
I like how Eva adds sexiness at the end in the hopes that creeps will stop with the kiddie fiddling because it'll please her...???? Or something.
How about just:
GGGGGRRRRROOOOOSSSSSSSSSS.
Also if you men are finished, I'm gonna get back to the vacuuming and laundry and cleaning up after all these rapes you keep committing.
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