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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so mad I made that promise earlier!!!
I didn't notice Idris taking credit for Randy here. https://31.media.tumblr.com/0ea1a27fa27be4d69f4375ccca5cc6c2/tumblr_mzbiuhNkxk1qd52doo2_250.gif
Crap! I've never met you but I'm pretty sure you could beat me up. But he's so awesome!! My brain says let him go, but my heart says no.
I legit think I'm in love with Will Forte.
She was pretty drunkey on the red carpet. I bet she's a little sloshed and she's playing it up.
I kind of think maybe Emma is going to become the crazy drunk lady at all these shows. And I want it to happen.
YOUR OTHER DREAMS ARE CALLED THIRTY SECONDS TO MARS, BUDDY.
My German boyfriend is there!! So many Germans!
Jim Carey is one of us????
I'll eat one of mine for you.
I've already eaten three brownies tonight and I'm itching for another. #hollywoodsbiggestparty
I just saw UNDER Amy Adams' boob!
I promise you that this is the only time on this thread I will mention 1D, but Rob Lowe straight-up has Zayn's haircut. (Is it because it's Zayn's bday and he's the world's most-dedicated Directioner???) http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/bc/f2/21/bcf2213d0c865c3de2713a3a3e19e54a.jpg
I am very excited to hear Bono's speech. #sarcasmo
I want to see a show with Diddy and this man.
My friend just texted me, "All that dress and you can still see the nipple." Cuz you could!
The bathroom break is commercials, you fool. This is when we get more drinks from the kitchen.
https://24.media.tumblr.com/0a61ccde8729d6ccbb12b1e55e0e34d7/tumblr_mzbcxzon7U1r8lwvdo2_250.png Look how cute Tina's hair is from the back! It's amazing!!
That was a much better bleep. Good job, GGs. Way to learn from your mistakes.
Is Starz a real channel now???
Let's dedicate this pizza party to KajusX, guys. He needs to know what's going on. The world neeeerdddss to kneeeeeeerrrrrrwwwww. #wikileaks
Excellent terrible swear bleep, Golden Globes.
Real question: Does Orlando Bloom ever age?
Boston College tweeted about Amy earlier. I wonder if they'll acknowledge that off-color joke!
People are pretty drunk already, guys. They are laughing very hard.
I LOL'd at the e-cig. LOL'D.
Right? And then Julia threw out all my goodwill toward her with that shirt. Come on.
Yeah, Meryl. Wearing glasses! You my girl.
Is Julia Roberts literally just wearing a button-down under a normal fancy dress? It is . . . something.
I agree about the more Zac. For you R2, that's the only reason why.
Gonna eat some pizza. Gonna drink some wine. It's finally Friday And I'm gonna have a good time. http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/popcrush.com/files/2013/03/harry-styles.gif
I think Chris Christie is a fan of Christopher Guest movies. http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfwsu8STag1qav0rxo1_500.png
Smoking pot under the bleachers.
The One Direction: This Is Us 1 part your mom's margarita mix 1 part frantic tears running down your cheeks into your mouth Or a real adult beverage because real adults are fans of them too. But that will be mixed with tears as well.