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Chris Andersen really did have a traumatizing childhood.
We Were Soldiers!
"Boy, am I tired of walking along The Road!"
-"Hey, by the way, I broke this thing. What the hell is it, anyway?" -"That's a breast pump, dad." -"Oh, well, I did not use it for that."
I can't wait til this kid is your boss. He'll read your mind and then fire you. And then sue you.