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She's All Twat
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10/27/09 6:14 PM
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Best New Party Game 10
Sherlock's coming. No Holmeso.
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10/26/09 4:07 PM
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Can We Even Come Up With A Worse Tagline For
Sherlock Holmes
?
The therapist should get his own show. I liked that thing about disrespectful Walter was being.
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10/23/09 5:06 PM
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Private:
The Jeff Dunham Show
Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World
Oh, geez, somebody tell me that isn't splooge on her chin?
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10/9/09 12:54 PM
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NSFW: Woof, A Porno Based On
Dexter
Edward Scissorhands: His story will touch you, even if he can't, except with his sexy lips you little slut.
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10/7/09 4:39 PM
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Private: Best New Party Game 9
Good thing today's actual discussion topic is alcohol awareness, because I think she could use a stiff drink right now.
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9/22/09 10:39 AM
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The 56-Year-Old Virgin Or: Debate Team Pro-Tips
OK class, today's topic is: "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast. You keep fucking that chicken." You have 50 minutes, and spelling counts.
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9/21/09 3:12 PM
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Teacher Asks Her Students To Write Important Essay On Sibling Golden Showers
Racist? 10 out of 11 child rapists are white.
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9/18/09 3:01 PM
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The 15 Types Of Strangers
If you tell anybody ... about our little secret ... I'll keep fucking your chicken.
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9/18/09 2:55 PM
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The 15 Types Of Strangers
"Would she give you a lecture" should end Jay's career. The worst!
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9/15/09 10:29 AM
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The Jay Leno Show
Is Awful
Just want to note that I saw a screener of Bored to Death and, if it were about 80 minutes longer, it would be the worst movie of all time. Woof.
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9/14/09 6:00 PM
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The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time:
Rachel Getting Married
Your comment makes me sad.
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9/10/09 10:52 AM
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Ellen Degeneres’s Big Announcement
- Why are you wearing a bathrobe? - It's after 6. What am I, a farmer?
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9/3/09 6:25 PM
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Zach Galifianakis Pulled A Real Jaime Pressly
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