I was confused by how this commercial happened, but everything slid into place when Paul arched his back like a sexcat and sprinkled invisibility powder on himself. Folgers clearly asked Paul Stanley what he thought was cool, and then said "Fuck it. Today is your day, Mr. Stanley."
My two rock crushes in a relationship? I'm trying to picture it, but it's like gazing directly into the sun. My mother always said I'd go blind this way.
Just a quick note: 5:The Gray Chapter's not really "comically titled, " since this is their first album released since the bassist and founding member, Paul Gray, passed away.
"I'm just very glad that Riff Raff is famous," is what I say at every thanksgiving. Knowing about Riff Raff is basically for me what football is to you, uncle Steve.
Can we make this a recurring column? "How Does Jack White's Body Language and Facial Expression Reflect, Maybe, his Current Relationship with Baseball Today"?
I was watching Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2013 and decided that my crushes are Dicky Ayoade and Kristen Schaal. I don't want to have sex with them, but I should very much like to be the air separating them as they gently copulate.
I am still patiently waiting for the adaptation of R. L. Stine's classic novel Vampire Breath; if you can't handle it, please drive your rascals off a cliff, grandpas.
Every time I watch Lotus Flower, I briefly wish bowlers would come back. Then desperately backpedal as I remember what happened when fedoras "came back."
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