I have all the seasons (so cool) but I can't watch past season 5? I think? Rory's starting to date Logan...Lorelai's about to ruin everything with Luke...I can't go on!
I'm so jealous of the bike lanes in NYC. In Toronto there are a few bike lanes but not really that many in the downtown core and so I'm just way to scared to bike across town. Because I know that my secret weakness is being hit by a car.
ALSO! Fun Cops are sometimes jerks story:
My girlfriend hadn't ridden a bike in 20 years or so because of a terrible fall when she was a kid. Wanting to give it another try we found a friend who was selling a bike for 50 dollars, went to her house and my girlfriend hopped on to check it out. We'd never been to her neighborhood before and didn't really know the area. My girlfriend takes the the bike around the corner and BAM a cop gives her a $110 ticket for driving a bike the wrong way on a 1 way street. In a residential area! On a Sunday night! At 7! There was literally no one around and she tried to explain that it wasn't even her bike, etc, etc. He just told her she had better pay the ticket. We also bought the bike (for some reason?) and it was stolen three days later. So all in the bike could have potentially cost $160!
HOWEVER! 7 months later in court he didn't show up and so the ticket was thrown out. But yeah! Really? Really?! Cops!
See, I was going to cite "I kissed a girl" as also being an example of not-so-gay-friendly but damnnnn is she fiiiiine in that video.
Also I desperately pleaded for one of my lesbian softball league team names to be "I kissed a girl and stole second" and thought I was the most smart. So, so yeah.
Doesn't she have a song where she calls a boy gay the whole time and makes derogatory statements about him? I mean...aren't these the lyrics to that song?
"I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys"
I mean, that song came out before her producers realized what a money pit the gays are so...so yeah.
I have one on my wrist that says "So it goes." At first it didn't hurt at all but when it got to the middle of my wrist it hurt. A lot! But it was still amazing.
For the next two weeks every time I washed my hands I would think something was on my wrist (because there was! A tattoo! Stupid!) And I worried every time if I would regret it. It's easily covered by a watch if I ever can't have a tattoo (hello, teaching!) but I mostly forget it's there.
Between my literary referenced tattoo and my literary referenced cats' names I feel pretty confident in saying I'm the coolest person ever.
I love videos like this where I can understand what's happening without hearing the video. That way no one knows why I'm quietly chuckling to myself. Myabe I think spreadsheets are hilarious! Secrets!
Oh no! American holiday! What's a Canadian monster to do!
If I finish all my work because there's no distractions my boss will know it's possible and expect it! Nnooooooooooo. Khaaaaaaaaannnnn!
I'm so glad this is on videogum. I saw it on someone's facebook and couldn't figure out how to get a copy sent into the videogum but all I wanted was to share it with you people.
...And I didn't even share it on facebook! Oh man, the realization that when it comes to online videos I care more about you monsters than my friends/family/peeps is so liberating. It's finally all been said. I- I-I love you all.
And what was with her greeting Finn at the end all friendly-like? It made no sense!
And when someone says they love you, Kurt, you hug them. With your mouth. God! Kids!
Does he still have to pay for the Big Macs or are they free? Cause a calculation of how much money that is would probably make smokers feel pretty good about themselves. Since, you know, at least they're addicted to the nicotine.
Because I'm a big ole gay lady I have two cats, and my girlfriend being a big ole gay lady she had two cats and so when we moved in together we now have a million cats. And by a million, I mean 4. And it's a lot of cats! But I love the hell out of them. Every day they participate in the "Cat of the Day" contest and whichever cat is the least annoying wins a prize (the prize is the title). That means at least 1/4 cats is totally awesome every day! And ...I could seriously go on about my cats for awhile.
I think what we can all take away from this is that gay ladies love cats and so should you!
Every time I meet someone who dislikes cats I feel like they haven't met the right cat. It's just like black people! Amirite?
No, that was a joke. I mean, the second part. The racist part. The part about the cats is totally true!
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