I got an email the other day asking if I wanted to be an extra in the new Topher Grace movie with Richard Gere shooting in Detroit. I said yes (obvsnodoi), so I will report back to you monsters with my Topher Grace findings! I'm sure I will find him perfectly pleasant and courteous.
Great minds think alike! Except when one of those great minds doesn't speak up until an hour after the first great mind. Then the second great mind looks like a dingus. (HINT: the second great mind is me, and the first great mind is you.)
This review: http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/burkas-and-birkins/Content?oid=4132715 was actually the funniest I've read so far. My favorite part is: "Samantha's vagina is doing fine. She rubs yams on it, okay? She takes 48 vagina vitamins a day. It accepts unlimited male penises with the greatest of ease. Now let us never speak of it again."
I'm curious to find out how one discovers a video like this. I thought the only videos on YouTube were of talking cats or fat people falling off skateboards.
This gif is bringing back a traumatizing childhood memory: The house I grew up in had a basement that was only accessible from outside (much like a cellar), and one day (I was about 6 or 7) I was helping my parents clean out some of the junk. We pulled out my old toy box that was filled with gross, mildewy stuffed animals and action figure body parts. I went to pick one of the stuffed animals up and it hissed at me. Turns out it was a opossum. I think I might have pissed myself.
My short film would be about the wedding of James Franco and myself. And the actor playing the justice of the peace is actually a justice of the peace. WHOOPS, WE'RE MARRIED JAMES FRANCO!
It is Jesus! I thought you were directing a death threat at me because you posted this on vgum already. I hate Mondays. Cathy knows what I'm talking about:
http://imgur.com/HqPqb.jpg
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