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"The most important point I will make, though, is that I am a very stubborn idiot, and the more you guys tell me not to do something, THE MORE I AM LIKELY TO DO IT." Gabe, STOP BEING KELLY.
"Puberty Mustache" is the name of my alt-rock band.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, GABE!
Let's review the facts at hand: 1. Kelly does not like sports. 2. Gabe does not like sports. I think that it is safe, once again, to assume that Kelly = Gabe.
Undead? More like the R-undead, hi-yo! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Really? Downvote for that? Alright.
I think BBT is really fucking funny. Maybe I AM a monster.
Well, at least we know what's up with Topher Grace today.
A round of Gibson Martinis for facetaco!
Mowbi Trice: real name, no gimmicks.
I know we're kind of back-handedly mocking these dudes, but I fucking love this. They just seem to be having a ball. That being said: Mows Def.
"Tossed salads". *snicker, snicker*
When Vin Diesel jumps into a pool he doesn't get wet; the pool gets Vin. (I'll show myself out.)
i think this is the funniest of all inside jokes on videogum.
Thor was fucking great. No joke.
Doesn't Gabe live in a New York City apartment? I think someone is jealous...
I'm worried about Turkey, you guys.
Did anyone else notice how this also applies to Mad Men? Did the word "goodbye" not exist in 1960s New York?
*steelo Sorry, Genuwine.
Peepin' yo' steeloz = pinnacle of American songwriting.
Boy, the fashion industry has really taken a nosedive since the John Galliano thing.
"Settle down, Chris Brown. And Good Morning America." -Gabe
"...Get the money, dolla, dolla bill, Schaal..."
Two posts in and I'm already pondering all the events that have shaped my life. Thanks?
In England, a loris is called a lorry. #TMYK
I wish I could stand under his (her('s)?) umbrella...ella...ella...eh...eh...eh?
Tron for all of it. Fuck that haters.
A dude with the last name Weiner for abortion? Color me not shocked. Props.