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Comments
If you don't like the business; quit. It's as simple as that.
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2/4/11 9:35 AM
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Duh Aficionado
Magazine: Kevin Smith Still Doesn’t Know Anything About Business
Someone loses? Fat chance.
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2/3/11 9:40 AM
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Two Corgis Playing Tetherball: Whoever Loses We Win
"That's racist right there, I don't care who you are." -Carry the Label guy
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2/2/11 4:09 PM
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Can You Spot The Non-White Person In The Promotional Video For Larry The Cable Guy’s New Show:
Only In America
?
Pump your brakes when you're talking about Olivia Wilde, Gabe; that's my future wife you're talking about.
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2/1/11 11:11 AM
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Close Reading The
Vanity Fair
Hollywood Issue Cover Photo
Fuck yea.
+6
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2/1/11 9:39 AM
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Take A Knee, Gentlemen
I can't wait to get the frantic e-mail from my mom telling me all about this.
+27
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1/24/11 12:49 PM
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Building A Better Oprah Secret
Can we not listen to this and say we did? Or can we not and say we didn't?
+4
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1/18/11 9:36 AM
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So New Kids Are The Die Antwoord Of Holland? Woord.
It's not WHERE the tattoo is, it's WHEN.
+40
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1/11/11 1:35 PM
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This Is Just A Very Good
Lost
Tattoo
Bismarck, though every city/town in ND is like the devil's armpit.
+1
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1/4/11 7:16 PM
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Florida Sucks
Umm, I'm from North Dakota, I would like to debate her claim.
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1/4/11 4:50 PM
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Florida Sucks
This is all good and whatnot, but it pales in comparison to my armpit fart world record set in the summer of '04.
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1/3/11 3:42 PM
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We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy: Record Number Of Quarters In Belly Button
Umm, Walking Dead just for ugly-ass Carl and that weird thing he calls a face?
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12/15/10 1:48 PM
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The 10 Best TV Shows Of 2010
At what age is it appropriate to tell a child to shut the fuck up?
+72
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12/15/10 12:54 PM
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A 12-Year Old Lectures Us About Abortion
BIll Hader deserves his own show.
+25
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12/13/10 10:04 AM
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Saturday Night Live
: Paul Rudd And Paul McCartney
Time...to change the channel.
+11
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12/10/10 12:54 PM
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This Is A Real Thing That Is Definitely Real Because Someone Said So, So
E.T. = Extra Terrible.
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12/10/10 12:50 PM
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This Is A Real Thing That Is Definitely Real Because Someone Said So, So
Well this is a new way to fight a hangover...
+2
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12/1/10 9:33 AM
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Finally, A Garfield For OUR Generation
All I want for X-Mas is for Gabe to review "Alpha Dogs" for THFTWMOAT.
+9
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11/30/10 6:09 PM
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Holiday Gift Giving 2010 Open Thread
God bless us all, everyone. Except the juggalos.
+33
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11/30/10 11:05 AM
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Juggalo Toy Drive, You Guys
This movie is almost too FUCKING AWFUL to function.
+21
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11/23/10 10:23 AM
on
Mean Girls 2
Trailer, You Guys
Not as good as the "Gorgoroth Fireworks Massacre of 2004" but it'll have to do.
+5
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11/23/10 9:55 AM
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Slayer Christmas Lights Are The Reason For The Season!
People's Champion > Harry Potter.
+6
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11/18/10 10:29 AM
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People’s Champion
(Extended Trailer), You Guys
Man, the Republicans watch some shitty-ass shows.
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11/11/10 3:39 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: EVERYBODY WATCHES LOTS OF TELEVISION!
Yeah, it's inspiring and all, but running around a hurdle is an automatic disqualification. All this for nothing. Sorry Thom.
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11/11/10 2:38 PM
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Girls Tripping Over Hurdles In Slow Motion To A Radiohead Song
Bob Saget and two raccoons.
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11/9/10 5:54 PM
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The Videogum
Why Don’t YOU Caption It?
Contest: Tanner Family Reunion
As a slavic/baltic man myself, I wanna say hello to my gun.
+4
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11/9/10 5:09 PM
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Lake Shore
Proves That Canada Has A-Holes, Too!
In your FACE!
+15
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11/1/10 2:02 PM
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BREAKING: New Trampoline Accident!
"You have the right to remain silent. Oh, wait....shit."
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10/25/10 11:20 AM
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BREAKING: HICCUP GIRL CHARGED WITH MURDER
I could watch Emma Stone watch someone watch paint dry and still have the time of my life.
+11
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10/25/10 9:42 AM
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Saturday Night Live
: Emma Stone And Kings Of Leon
They're almost as mad as Gabe was when he had to go on The View...
+9
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10/14/10 1:29 PM
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Private: Joy Behar And Whoopi Goldberg Walk Off
The View
When Bill O’Reilly Gets Too Bill O’Reilly
I believe the term is, "You mad."
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10/14/10 1:21 PM
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Private: Joy Behar And Whoopi Goldberg Walk Off
The View
When Bill O’Reilly Gets Too Bill O’Reilly
I STILL don't know what a Bruno Mars is. Excuse my while I drink my prune juice, call my grandchildren and get to bed before the sun sets.
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10/11/10 9:40 AM
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Saturday Night Live
: Jane Lynch And Bruno Mars
I can't wait for Ever Quest: The Movie. Oh wait, what's that? They made it already? It's called Avatar? Well shit.
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9/30/10 2:40 PM
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Myst: The Movie
Gives Me Memory Hives
New Jack-o-Lantern City.
+15
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9/29/10 6:08 PM
on
Best New Party Game 32: Autumn Movies
When Harry Met Sally at the Pumpkin Patch.
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9/29/10 6:07 PM
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Best New Party Game 32: Autumn Movies
Legends of the Fall.
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9/29/10 6:05 PM
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Best New Party Game 32: Autumn Movies
(Autumn) In Bruges.
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9/29/10 6:05 PM
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Best New Party Game 32: Autumn Movies
What a twat.
+27
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9/29/10 3:37 PM
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That’s Your Boyfriend: Andrew Shirvell
A woman with a large vagina protests.
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9/28/10 6:14 PM
on
The Videogum
Why Don’t YOU Caption It?
Contest:
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Pope Protest Photobomb
Those are a lot of single ladies.
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9/28/10 5:21 PM
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Beyonce Crashes A Block Party Like A Boss
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