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When that dude threw his sword into the ground and flames burst out I seriously LOLed. Noah looks fucking ridiculous. Good or bad ridiculous is still to be determined.
+4 | 11/14/13 3:57 PM
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Making music, but there will be masks and fans and other contraptions involved so I guess it will be like a musical. We're also gonna make a giant light-up goat head /disco ball thing (I don't know if people are gonna be into it).
+4 | 11/13/13 7:26 PM
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Welcome to your 30s! Everybody starts calling you sir or ma'am and young people terrify you more than ever before. It's great! ;)
+7 | 11/13/13 6:06 PM
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Congratulations lawblog! You've earned it!
+11 | 11/13/13 6:01 PM
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I dropped off my laundry today and when I went to pick it up, the sweet old couple who runs the place replaced my ratty old laundry bag with a brand new one for nothing. Faith in humanity restored! Also I'm starting a new musical project with one of my friends and I'm pretty psyched about it.
+10 | 11/13/13 5:58 PM
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Nelly's Friend: "Remember that one Seinfeld where Jerry wouldn't let his girlfriend use his toothbrush?" Nelly: "Hahahahaha! That Seinfeld. What a Genius!" Larry David: "......"
+11 | 11/13/13 5:48 PM
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More like Pumpkin Spice NOTTE.
+9 | 11/13/13 10:05 AM
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"At least this gigantic ticket stub will serve as a constant reminder of what we've lost." They are just gonna leave it there, right?
+11 | 11/12/13 6:12 PM
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You could say they've..... http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2008/09/25/blockbuster.jpg gone bust.
+11 | 11/12/13 6:06 PM
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Ahem... http://xmova.com/img/the-masque-of-the-red-death-1964/1.jpg
+3 | 10/31/13 6:53 PM
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Masque of the Red Death is one of my faves. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1f/MasqueOfTheRedDeath(1964film).jpg/220px-MasqueOfTheRedDeath(1964film).jpg
+3 | 10/31/13 6:52 PM
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1. Rosemary's Baby 2. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3. The Exorcist 4. Rec 2 5. Last House on the Left (the original not shitty one) Everybody usually agrees the first three belong on everybody or at least most people's lists, but the next couple or how ever many is where you find what other people really enjoy. Halloween would probably be in my Top 10 if I made one. Also Event Horizon would be on there somewhere.
+4 | 10/31/13 6:46 PM
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I don't have much to add to this other than I think this is the Best. Horror Movie. Ever. It's creepy and suspenseful and the setting is gorgeous and you never see that damn baby. What'd it look like? Horns? Tentacles? Six eyes?!? Oh well. HAIL SATAN!
+10 | 10/31/13 5:43 PM
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Despite all my rage I am still in a Nicolas Cage.
+32 | 10/29/13 5:37 PM
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HOLY SHIP! (I couldn't resist)
+18 | 10/28/13 9:59 AM
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Inspired by? http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/B/Tim-Burton-9542431-1-402.jpg
+3 | 10/22/13 5:47 PM
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He also looks Unpretty. #FanMail
+4 | 10/22/13 5:45 PM
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Edward Scissorhead
+5 | 10/22/13 5:43 PM
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Start with the Fourth Estate. Then see the other ones.
+20 | 10/21/13 6:42 PM
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"why isn’t there a Legend of Zelda movie?" Let me count the reasons: Super Mario Bros. Resident Evil 1 - 15 Mortal Kombat Mortal Kombat: Annihilation Street Fighter Tomb Raider DOUBLE DRAGON Max Payne I could go on, but I wont.
+4 | 10/18/13 2:19 PM
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That's exactly how I felt about Moonrise Kingdom!
+2 | 10/18/13 1:28 PM
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*who
+1 | 10/18/13 1:05 PM
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Don't be sorry, Catweazle! I'm with you! Most of Wes Anderson's newer stuff isn't nearly as good as Rushmore and Bottle Rocket IMO. It's not that his newer stuff is bad, but it's definitely lost some of the magic of those earlier works. The same could probably be said of Tim Burton, David Fincher, Danny Boyle or any other director how has a very distinct sense of style and mood in their films.
+3 | 10/18/13 1:04 PM
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I really like Brooklyn Nine-Nine, but I'm pretty sure after two seasons were all gonna be pretty tired of these wacky cops. Especially since Reno 911 has already done this type of thing so successfully in the past. Maybe they can all join SWAT? Or Homeland Security?
+5 | 10/18/13 11:08 AM
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Easy Crawler
+6 | 10/18/13 9:57 AM
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Hang in there, Bay-by!
+9 | 10/17/13 1:37 PM
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They're called Qwitters.
+11 | 10/17/13 11:39 AM
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Damn you Kelly for including Michael and Jim's goodbye from The Office! Now I'm not gonna get anything done today because MY EMOTIONS!
+7 | 10/17/13 11:38 AM
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Sorry, but the Christmas lights that played Slayer's "Reign in Blood" has kinda ruined me for all other holiday light shows. Also that song was atrocious.
+4 | 10/17/13 9:40 AM
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I don't have a caption for this because I keep thinking about the name, Anderson "Pooper Scooper" Cooper.
+22 | 10/15/13 5:27 PM
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Whenever I think of Chinese food I always think about how I used to live near a spot called The New #1 Wang. And then I laugh a lot.
+17 | 10/15/13 3:29 PM
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This is General Tso two years ago.
+15 | 10/15/13 3:19 PM
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The Revengers
+1 | 10/14/13 6:03 PM
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(Un)Dead Man
+2 | 10/14/13 5:53 PM
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The Vampire Strikes Back
+11 | 10/14/13 5:43 PM
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Bring It AHHHHHHHHHHHHn
+18 | 10/14/13 5:42 PM
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Star Gores
+9 | 10/14/13 5:40 PM
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Bloody Pulp Fiction
+10 | 10/14/13 5:40 PM
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The Seven Year Witch
+9 | 10/14/13 5:38 PM
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Tae Kwon Dawwwwwwww
+14 | 10/14/13 9:38 AM
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