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They play Katy Perry at my gym all the time too. I think that's her target demographic. Not the people at the gym, the actual gym. Headphones!
Does it count if the animal is BESIDE the cup? http://scienceblogs.com/zooillogix/Mini%20Pig%202.jpg
Let's not be disingenuous here. This is a "fish out of water" show set in India. The joke was about Indian food.
That joke was also funny when it was on Seinfeld 10 years ago, right?
As someone with a masters degree in sociology, I find your comment highly offensive. But seriously, we all have our hippy dippy friends who go a little over the top with their liberal outrage, but are you really saying that it's a bad thing than when a human being of one race stands up for someone in another race? Did you watch the show? I watch the first 4.5 minutes and couldn't stand to watch anymore. It was completely unfunny and exploitative.
You mean I'm supposed to take the "sin" thing figuratively as masturbation and then the "cut off your hand" thing literally? That IS crazy.
Just about to post something similar. I don't know how many times I've heard "crazy" being referred to as "Christian." I kindly ask everyone to consider using the words "fundamentalist" and "extremist" as a adjective to describe these awful people. This is not a "Christian" belief. Jesus never talked about sex or masturbation, or homosexuality or abortion. He talked about loving everybody and doing good stuff for your fellow humans and loving God. The end. There are a lot of Christians out there who actually follow that, please don't lump us together with this garbage.
I would like to nominate The Year of the Dog starring Molly Shannon, Peter Saaaarsgaaaaard, and John C. Reilly. When you put in the dvd, you think, "I can't wait to enjoy this charming future indy sleeper hit about a lonely lady who likes dogs. Look at all the stellar actors!" And then you watch it, and then you want to stab your eyes out.
I hated that book so hard, I wouldn't dare watch the movie. Why are people compelled to make a book/movie where every single character/real-life person is completely unbearable? It makes no sense.
Dear Zachary destroyed me. It ground me into a fine paste of dust and tears. I can't believe you did that. Only rainbows and unicorns for you from now on! So sorry about your dad...
I once sat next to Shirley Manson at Panera. It was weird.
That kinda reminds me of when "Whoomp There It Is" came out and there was the similar song called "Whoot There It Is" and also there were two versions of "The Macarena" that came out at the same time. You win some, you lose some, Capu Flapu. Also, I am really disheartened every time I'm reminded how well-informed the rest of the world is and how they know about all the insufferable people who live in the U.S.
Well, it is clear from this photo that Gabe has been working out. So, yes.
This is scarily similar to the original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K7fL5s_1ac
My 8-year-old-self is TOTALLY jealous of you right now. For serious.
I think David Bowie and I have many similar qualities (none of which I can name right now), thank you very much, Mister! I approve of the Chicago Monster Karaoke idea. ding!
A true story: I went to a dinner party on Friday night at my boss's house where my boss and I (a middle aged woman with teenage daughters, and a 31 year old woman respectively), tried to explain to our colleagues that there is a practical reason why Jacob and his fellow wolves have to walk around without shirts (i.e., body temperature, ripping clothes during shape shifting). We also had to explain how the presence of vampires on Quileute land actually evoked the wolf response, which had been dormant for decades. I was the only person at the table without a Ph.D. or a law degree. Grown ups!
I hear K-Stew is very pretty. Your thoughts?
I actually re-read the title of the post to make sure it was not a "You can make it up" post. Instead it was a "You can make me barf" post. And I say that as a Twilight fan (yeah, I know. shut up.)
I met her a couple weeks ago, and she was super duper nice to me, so I'm just going to pretend that this post didn't happen and remember the good times.
We all do, Steve. We all do.
Anna Kendrick is a great comedic actress and basically the only shining beacon of light in the entire Twilight cast. I hope Anna punches Ashley Greene in the mouth.
It was an awesomer, more innocent time. Our parents would take us to movies where one of the biggest rock stars in the world would seduce a teenage girl with a visible hard-on, and no one would think better of it. Classic!
"ATTENTION NEW YORK: YOUR SUBWAYS ARE COVERED IN URINE" Wasn't this the cover story of Duh Aficionado Magazine like 50 years ago?
Finally! TPTB, Steve Winwood, and I are all in agreement. It's a banner day, people. A banner day.
I didn't realize Ari Shapiro was such a fox.
"Just insert your IPod and then hold your breath as you wish for death!"
I have been to that specific Ren fair. We had to go there on a high school field trip. It was creepy, and I think I bought some incense.
I don't think it was our intention to make it look like we were lighting Topher Grace's photo on fire. That's just how it worked out.
That party was sick, you guys. SICK! We were clearly having a better time than the NYC monsters.
This is what it sounds like when doves cry and then get tangled in police tape.
CHICAGO MONSTERS REPRESENT! I can't wait to see you guys tomorrow! I really think we deserve a courtesy call from Gabe during our Chicago Chapter Monster Meeting.
I feel like we are all riding Falcor while watching this video.
Isn't it just "Bow Wow" now and not "Lil Bow Wow?" Get with it, DAD.
You're not the only one.
I actually won a free lunch from Noodles & Co. one time by putting my business card in the fish bowl. Dreams do come true, monsters. They really do.
Thanks for creating the cover art for my upcoming biography of Nicholas Sparks, Gabe.