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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Oh, I thought we were trying to become Super Saiyans. Nvm, carry on. http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzi6g5bHLE1qcsesho1_250.gif
Aww, horse apples. http://api.ning.com/files/2AF*u3UwcP5EUpE4NAuMhs8SHwPjHI7u5GHguAbE4F5vEgA9*niuSmQ6Rv8H1yS3d8Uel9VRk7pf12D9VRvnjBINGB-y5wrp/LilBoosieboosie.png
I mean, this is hot. But it's only my second favorite "Cartoon" song. http://allhiphop.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/20120212-223626.jpg?w=620
I so get it. And I would be more than happy to take Casey Wilson off of your hands sir. I hartz Penny!
On Twitter, Principal Enchman said "Wait, that 30 Rock was an hour? But nothing even happened." And I couldn't have agreed more. It was pointless. Also it's his birthday today, so shoutout to Doc.
I can no longer stand idly by. Steve Winwood, giving you a Pinhead of the Day, for clearly lapsing on post after post of not correcting Gabe's spelling of JC Penney, which has gone on for months. Consider yourself on notice.
Look, I'm not going to post the gif of the rhino scene from Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, though it would be terribly apropos. And I would say, probably the only time it would be appropriate to mention anywhere. But, I just wanted to remind everyone of that. And of Tommy Davidson.
The Rock has friends in low and HIGH places. Jealous, Garth Brooks? #countrygum http://i43.tinypic.com/xdfpr8.jpg
Okay, let's just go to Penney's at the Manhattan Mall after work.
Yeah, it's under my mountain of Van Heusen ties.
Hah, I scoff at your assertion. I'm comfortable in my own skin, just like when I'm in my Arizona Jeans.
Pfft, you don't want a J.C. Penney brand off. As I fire off this comment in St. John's Bay shorts. #spon
After this Gabe will read from the novelization of Fool's Gold.
I'm waiting for the Home Alone Brinks commercial. #HughesAds
In any event, I'm very happy to see Soft Gabe here again. And now we should all go to Big Terrific on Wednesdays and beg him to write for VG more often. Also because it's a very funny show.
Banana Pudding gettin dicked over again. When will you get your due!!! http://taracooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Banana-Pudding.jpg
Hit CTRL+F: search 311. Found nothing. *Sad Lana* http://www.bandcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/lana-del-rey.jpg
Gabe should never stop wearing that hat. Ever.
I enjoyed Up All Night. I've been watching since it was on Wednesday. It's a great show with a wonderful strong cast. Definitely worth the watch guys. Also, watching Friday Night Lights and The Wire? The Stars: Just Like Us!
Do we have to hit the reset button now because Chris Gethard is an old school monster and he's agitating old fights? Back me up Werttrew and Concert Addict. BTW, so honored and loved this. Can't wait to read the book!
I am very much excited!!!!! Break it down!!! http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/1010237_o.gif
Well done, Sir. But this was better than the sketch.
I guess I'm the only one who finds Nicholas Fehn to be Fred Armisen's (who I love) worst character. It just kind of meanders and doesn't do anything. The joke is told immediately and then stretched out for 4 minutes. Maybe because it's like somewhat difficult? IDK. Still, I'm totally unmoved and aggravated whenever I see it. It's like his "Gilly".
Blanche Knott. Author of the Truly Tasteless Jokes books of the 80s.
I was speaking respective to this rant, I mean, he said this too. So clearly, he's made mistakes. http://i44.tinypic.com/nwj0ue.png
Agreed. I love that he's a big eccentric personality. And he's fairly self-effacing about his absurd and lofty goals. He's certainly not putting others down and being an asshole, in his aims to do, everything, I guess? So, I'm perfectly fine with him and his Entertainment 720 like venture.
Congrats to everyone who commented this year. You are all so funny and I'm sincerely proud to know all of you, and try to weirdly explain who you are to people who don't read this site. Thanks for a great one internet besties. Let's make 2012 the best and last year ever. -JD
Cannot wait until Happy Endings is on this list. I'm very much into that show. It's very good!!!! Laughter time!! http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwa295KwzR1qgime3o1_500.gif
Personally, I'd like to see a return to more Gabe related video. I understand that something like with Max on BWE there some sort of production value, but even the vlogs that were done long ago were great and added a face to a name. Also, Kelly! I don't know your face, so this would be also great.
I kept rewriting this comment. I just don't know how terrible this makes me feel. Is that odd? What's worse, is undoubtedly when I see this in a theater, and there is uproarious laughter during the trailer. Then I will sink in my seat and wonder why I spent 10 bucks to see Sherlock Holmes in the first place.
Are you telling me you're a War historian?
Best use of War? "The Cisco Kid" when Avon flooded the prison with hot shots on The Wire. http://api.ning.com/files/mCeEmlK8oC*aBipQTSSPdSJv*wSSEhsWAjf7R2*-I9t9YQt2toAQv-VvVDWD4fqiqMjbChrYwOFiXxmfOrID2j0Wrb-GPtfd/9476.gif Pic sort of related.
Really, no one has posted Maury fears yet? http://mrtopp.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/cotton_ball_maury_pauvich.jpg
I was sincerely concerned that LEN would not be included. Thank you for giving me that relief Tom, in remembrance of Brendan Canning best group (BSS a close second, clearly) http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqvnqd4H5X1qfqcmfo1_400.gif
"You see in the African American Community..." "No." "Damn"
Was I the only one that thought last night's Parks and Rec was horrible? The A plot was slapped together, we'd been waiting for a conclusion to Ben/Leslie for forever, and it was just more of the same that we've seen for 3 eps, until they decide to do what, ultimately, was predictable anyway? The B plot was nonsensical. Why would Ron be with them the entire time? People talk about Ann's unbelievability, but at least she's Leslie's friend, Ron made no sense going to classes with them. He was only there to later resolve the plot, which also made no sense? I'm going to give you this money for college, which I love, when I hate everything else bureaucratic? I can't even imagine Ron saying the word "scholarship". The C plot, which had the most promise, ended with kind of a thud. Tom is settling back into things and is miserable with his big idea nature being crushed, but it was resolved quickly. I mean look, a bad Parks and Rec is worth 10 good anything elses, but still, this was a disappointing episode, especially for such crucial plot movement.
This less looks like Justin Bieber and more like Richard Kiel http://heroeswiki.com/images/7/74/Bond-bad-richard-kiel.jpg