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Lord have mercy, if she names this child Ryan... http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/173658_o.gif
Um, in my experience, dancers were SUPER popular in middle school. So, have a great day kid.
Aww you ain't mad at me, are you Lindsey? http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljsbpp9fMI1qi12x0o1_500.gif
Wow, this really won't make worst comment, but sincerely is worse than any trolling or differences in political ideologies. Just GTFO with your slut shaming dude. Clean it up.
I wish the Real World would just stop hassling me.
When I lived in Chicago, I so desperately wanted Mr. Chi City to show up to a monster meetup. I have no idea why he would not come and turn down all of my handwritten invitations. But alas, his fridge was too stocked for his various nitecaps.
1017 Brick Oven Squad* http://ology.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/post-image/Waka%20Flocka%20Flame.jpg *This joke would play better at Stereogum
God, please never let rappers stop sampling Ric Flair promos. Dude could cut like nobody else. http://c553622.r22.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/flairpromo.jpg
I got 30 upvotes/whole lotta answers. My own search engine/I'm MC Hammer. [Grunt] [Seizure] [Trip to WingStop]
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Yes, nerd dance party!!! http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt2t5na6Wh1qei3ab.gif
I would posit that Suburgatory is kind of the worst, stale, comedy for dullards that ABC is known for. It is painful to watch and paints a picture of suburbia that existed when people imagined what white flight could bring. And what's even worse is it's not even the DUMBEST new show (Last Man Standing, Man Up), while pretty dumb. ABC has done well for itself with Modern Family and the incredible Happy Endings. So good. Also, The Middle isn't terrible. But yes, fuck Suburgatory forever, I spit on your joy.
Why does CBS feel like it must constantly prove who terrible it is? We trust you little overachiever, you are the hurter of comedy souls.
This was from the Last Man Standing "Mans-lator" Facebook game. It also made me want to kill myself. "Where's My Dinner Bitch 2K11" http://i53.tinypic.com/2vis7s8.png
So, essentially, Spread came true? I wonder if this girl is dating the owner of the New York Rangers? http://static.igossip.com/photos/E_Online_Ashton_Kutcher_62025_300_spread_kutcher_lr_011309.jpg
"Then they had this one dude pullin songs about Sour Patch Kids out of his ass" http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lre76nWOQP1qbvaudo4_250.gif
Nope, still can't help myself. Life was sweet you guys. http://f.cl.ly/items/2T3l182S460b3w3E2I3L/logans_decompose.gif
Don't make me post a picture of Box here. It'll just take up space and 4% of people will get it. I'm beginning to think immersing myself in pop culture was a mistake. I should evaluate my choices.
I love this until the end of time.
"Powerful stuff" - Salvador Dali at the grocery store.
LET'S DANCE!!! http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqkbv4ihws1qi86d8o1_500.gif
Once again... http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loze0jHurp1r0oabqo1_500.jpg
Ignorant Bald Heads http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loze0jHurp1r0oabqo1_500.jpg
I wonder if they will actually let him talk on "What's Up With That?" now.
You made the poor guy cry. Life IS a mystery. http://static.wetpaint.me/rha/ROOT/photos/310/Leon%20Black%20Jesus.jpg
Damn it. I wanted the titular line in Star Wars.
And this is where I continue to propagate the rumor that commenter A Serious Monster is in a prominent LA Jerkin Crew.
Who told Fiend he could have a record cover with decent graphic design? We need to take him back to the N.O. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Q1B4R3T9L._SL500_AA300_.jpg
I attended, along with a few other monsters, the wedding reception of the lovely Shellbomber this weekend!!!!! Everyone send your good vybez of wedded bliss her way, it was a lot of fun.
Me: Tim Armstrong is alive? Thought he was dead. Friend: Nah, that was just an internet hoax. Me: What hoax?
I always knew Gabe would be the harbinger of my demise. I feel his buff specter watching me now in my toaster.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpl93eR6VP1qheonzo1_500.gif Oh, Jeremy
Despite bellyaching of modern day MTV, and deserved it is, I still admire what they were trying to do back then. I mean, the temperature of music on the radio was different than what was on the channel, which was bad and good. They were playing more European music because they had been making videos first, and they were also playing anyone who could give them a video, referring to punk and new wave acts. Though, it does hurt that Blacks were largely invisible in its inception, and it took a stink from major music figures to eradicate that. My point is, many of us as so called "music lovers" have a lot of fun making fun of MTV (that has become as cliché as well), but I would posit that there was probably a favorite moment the channel you share from your youth as well. And that's something worth celebrating.
I actually agree with you 100% Steve. The term "White People Problems" particularly bothers me, for this reason. Are "Black People Problems" in this scenario impoverished living, painting racist pictures of racist criminal and eating habits and the like. I mean, shit, I got "White People Problems", but I certainly haven't enjoyed the White Privilege that comes with that. Personally, I like "First World Problems" when making this comparison. I appreciate your ardor in regards to racism. It is evil indeed, Steve.
http://www.nocaptionneeded.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ap47405iu_black_power_000da.jpg SMDF (Shakin My Damn Fist)
"Chicago...a somewhat bigger city" LOL, something a Michigander would say. Go to bed Gabe. I'll call Mr. Chi City on you. Second City is all over this piece.
Howdy Monsters! Just a quick reminder for the Monsters up North. The 1st Canadian Meetup is tomorrow in Toronto!! Check it out dudes. Don't do anything I wouldn't, like get tattoos about a website. (JKLOL DS3M, you crazy for this one!)* http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=224554104239849 *I've met Richard several times. He's my boy and I can't wait to see his tat IRL.
Here's the thing, I mean, I partly don't have a problem with it, in that Alison Brie, time and again publicly is very sexual in her interviews. Maybe we can debate that being a problem of it being NECESSARY to be sexual to play the Hollywood game, but that's not exactly what I'm talking about. I seem to remember something she wrote kinda carte blanche about her attraction to women and her experiences there. Should this be cheapened and sold to hornin dudes? Probably not. But she was just being honest. I feel like she might have made that joke in her normal life anyway. Boners aside, I see the problem and it's a double edged one. It's a problem that they feel it's necessary to do a photo shoot like this. But maybe they want to do a photo shoot like this and be sexual ladies. But anyone who thinks it undermines the "women in comedy being taken seriously" agenda, never took it seriously in the first place. These girls are funny and have been way longer than this photo shoot.