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Mom pays Matt Forte, Jay Cutler and Brandon Marshall to pay catch in their back yard during the off-season.
+10 | 1/9/14 1:13 PM
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"You couldn't even get a Kardashian?" -that kid
+7 | 1/2/14 5:22 PM
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I don't understand what you're trying to say, but I think I agree.
+4 | 12/30/13 4:42 PM
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"A bouncer in Argentina"?! He's basically real life Gandalf! (Gandalf was Pope of Middle Earth, right?)
+16 | 12/27/13 2:16 PM
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knitting.
+8 | 12/20/13 4:59 PM
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I was very meh about this movie. Sorry, Kelly and Facetaco. I didn't understand who this movie was for. Was it for kids? Why all the naked elves then? Was it for grown-ups, why all the fairy stuff/kid-like sense of disbelief? It just felt disjointed in some places. Like it could've used a few, several, many rewrites. The directing was great, though. Gotta give it up for the directing. C-
+5 | 12/20/13 4:45 PM
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Oh, man, I bet the back of her head was super pretty.
+2 | 12/20/13 1:55 PM
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On the other hand, the Duck Dynasty butt plugs are going to be hot collector's items.
+12 | 12/19/13 11:21 AM
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Question, is Die Hard Home Alone for grown ups or is Home Alone Die Hard 4 da kidz?
+1 | 12/18/13 5:16 PM
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Maybe the man had a painful incurable terminal disease and he just wanted to go out with a buzz instead of weeks of endless agony but the dog's religious dogma was that euthanasia is wrong even after the man contacted several of the leading doctors in the field and said that there was nothing they could do and in fact living would just prolong his pain and add thousands of dollars in debt to his poor family who would lose their home if they had to pay any more medical bills for the upcoming weeks, but the dog was like, "fuck that, the God I believe in is hateful and unforgiving, you die like a man!"
+7 | 12/18/13 1:40 PM
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I love all animals, but seriously, fuck that dog.
+6 | 12/18/13 1:17 PM
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Woops, I misread your comment. Incubus, the demon, is not even in the top 10 hottest male demons; too pushy.
+11 | 12/16/13 2:55 PM
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Top 5 Hottest Incubus Members of all Time 5. The one who was a skateboarder 4. The radical one 3. The exxtreme one 2. The one with all the tatoos 1. The one with the dreads
+13 | 12/16/13 2:53 PM
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Top 5 Least Hot Demons of All Time 5. Beelzebub 4. Ann Coulter 3. Frumppubus 2. Belphegor 1. Ayn Rand
+14 | 12/16/13 2:44 PM
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Top 5 Hottest Demons of All Time 5. Megan Fox in that movie about hot demons, Hot Demon, I think. 4. The super-hot Supernatural demon guest cast. 3. David Bowie 2. Succubus 1. Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters
+15 | 12/16/13 2:40 PM
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how can we be sure it they didn't all just get drunk on buzz juice and hallucinated the whole thing?
+9 | 12/16/13 2:09 PM
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I got 7 right!
+1 | 12/13/13 4:46 PM
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Rudd'd
+6 | 12/13/13 4:24 PM
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I would've preferred Homeless Randy's suggestion.
+8 | 12/13/13 1:06 PM
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To be fair, a typical barbie consists of fighting off drop bears and yowies.
+4 | 12/13/13 10:11 AM
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Pfftt, everyone knows that Santa Clause is a flash mob of drunk white people drinking on the street. Nice try, Slate.
+6 | 12/12/13 2:18 PM
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This could all have been avoided with more sand.
+15 | 12/11/13 10:21 AM
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Weird how my high school band's demo--which consisted of my cousin and I getting high in my parents' basement and playing 2 sloppy Black Sabbath covers--never makes this list.
+11 | 12/10/13 11:29 AM
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The Full House episode where they get snowed in an airport and Danny falls asleep in the luggage conveyor and he dies of hypothermia.
+6 | 12/10/13 11:25 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAH! I forgot to watch this movie, but this is the best movie recap I've read in a long time. Kelly should recap Mario Lopez' entire filmography.
+21 | 12/5/13 6:23 PM
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For some reason this makes me want to have ice cream.
+5 | 12/4/13 11:09 AM
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Is he mad that he didn't get the role of one of the Somali pirates?
+5 | 12/2/13 5:59 PM
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"Hello, Clarissa." Says Sam while wearing a metal bite-restrain mask.
+6 | 12/2/13 4:56 PM
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This looks ridiculous. I can't wait for the Videogum Ho ho ho ho HO ho HOliday Club.
+9 | 12/2/13 3:57 PM
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Kelly took the picture.
+15 | 11/27/13 4:21 PM
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Unaccompanied Minors? It seems dumb but it's based on a true story from This American Life. I' ve never seen it, though.
+3 | 11/21/13 6:41 PM
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Friday After Next.
+3 | 11/21/13 6:34 PM
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Millions by Danny Boyle. Too religious-y? Either way, great movie.
+11 | 11/21/13 5:49 PM
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I thought the SpooOOOOoooky movie club was over?
+9 | 11/5/13 10:52 AM
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Ahhhhh, that's all I needed to know. Be back in 3 hours.
+12 | 10/21/13 7:32 PM
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I was going to go, but there's no way it wasmore entertaining than this: http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/2267202/juian-assange-dancing-o.gif
+7 | 10/21/13 7:21 PM
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Next Friday the 13th
+4 | 10/14/13 6:06 PM
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Madea Goes To Hell
+13 | 10/14/13 5:59 PM
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Silver Lining Cosplaybook (because dressing up for Halloween is basically cosplay)
+8 | 10/14/13 5:42 PM
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Remember when Jenny McCarthy said that vaccines caused her kid's autism and then it turned out her kid never had autism and now a bunch of kids are in needless danger because their moms listened to someone who got famous for taking her clothes off?
+13 | 10/14/13 4:07 PM
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