I was very meh about this movie. Sorry, Kelly and Facetaco. I didn't understand who this movie was for. Was it for kids? Why all the naked elves then? Was it for grown-ups, why all the fairy stuff/kid-like sense of disbelief? It just felt disjointed in some places. Like it could've used a few, several, many rewrites. The directing was great, though. Gotta give it up for the directing. C-
Maybe the man had a painful incurable terminal disease and he just wanted to go out with a buzz instead of weeks of endless agony but the dog's religious dogma was that euthanasia is wrong even after the man contacted several of the leading doctors in the field and said that there was nothing they could do and in fact living would just prolong his pain and add thousands of dollars in debt to his poor family who would lose their home if they had to pay any more medical bills for the upcoming weeks, but the dog was like, "fuck that, the God I believe in is hateful and unforgiving, you die like a man!"
Top 5 Hottest Incubus Members of all Time
5. The one who was a skateboarder
4. The radical one
3. The exxtreme one
2. The one with all the tatoos
1. The one with the dreads
Top 5 Hottest Demons of All Time
5. Megan Fox in that movie about hot demons, Hot Demon, I think.
4. The super-hot Supernatural demon guest cast.
3. David Bowie
2. Succubus
1. Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters
Weird how my high school band's demo--which consisted of my cousin and I getting high in my parents' basement and playing 2 sloppy Black Sabbath covers--never makes this list.
HAHAHAHAHAH! I forgot to watch this movie, but this is the best movie recap I've read in a long time. Kelly should recap Mario Lopez' entire filmography.
Remember when Jenny McCarthy said that vaccines caused her kid's autism and then it turned out her kid never had autism and now a bunch of kids are in needless danger because their moms listened to someone who got famous for taking her clothes off?
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