I dunno, if I were feeling a bit off in the moring, making a sausage, ketchup, and hash browns pentagram out of my breakfast might make me lighten up a bit.
That's still so much more hilarious than gun fetishists who sincerely believe they need to maintain an arsenal in case they're obligated to take down an illegitimate government.
Weird, someone gave that book to my daughter for Christmas and I read it for the first time about two days ago. Now it's all giving cookies to mice everywhere I turn (I suspect).
The "Living Doll" title tells you everything you need to know. Hint: your daughter is not a living doll, she is a living person who is in the process of emotional development and you are messing her up with this shit.
Also, I was waiting for cheering and clapping at the end, because if this were on my street, I would be standing in the street cheering and clapping at the end.
I'm always amazed that the Pulp Fiction fingers across the eyes move is still a go to for so many people. It's become some sort of classic dance move? Also - is there a cabbage patch in there? haven't we come up with anything new in the last twenty years?
That doesn't mean that you, as an adult, have to pretend that this is anything other than a way to placate your kids ridiculous demands. If you are an adult claiming to like spaghetti tacos, you're an idiot.
Just give your kids some broccoli and tell them to eat it. Sure. Or hold them down, pry their mouths open, force the broccoli into their mouths, and then watch as they cough it back up. Simply won't work folks - you can't get broccoli into a kid. Sometimes you're just glad they're eating their spaghetti taco and not screaming.
Is Stephen Colbert even a character anymore? When is the last time anyone has intereacted with this guy when he's out of character? I don't think I've ever seen him out of character.
...and yes on Facebook-style "notifications" when someone replies to one of your posts. HUGE time saver. I could get another job or have another kid with that kind of time...
Agreed. As far as presentation/organization of posts is concerned, the Huff Post app is good, although the way it presents comment threads is not, which would be critical for a VGum IPhone app.
I vowed never to go to a video rental store again after my wife rented The Heights (whatever that is) from Blockbuster, which we subsequently lost, and Blockbuster charged us $40 some dollars for. I actually found it later, attempted to return it for some of my money back, was denied, and threw the stupid movie away without ever watching it.
I always hated Blockbuster anyway, and have no sympathy for a company whose business model was predicated on a product that must have broken even after a single rental, late fees that defied all logic, and miminum wage employees, who still finds itself in billion dollar debt.
Yeah, but they actually talk about the smell of money in that movie more than the color. Surely dogs can smell money. And they often have perfect hair.
Doesn't any art - regardless of whether you consider it to be "bad" or "good" art - have value, as art, if it inspires discussion? There have been a few threads on here that started as criticism of something being bad art that wind up evolving into a lengthly discussion on the nature and purpose of art itself. That alone justifies the original content as art as far as I'm concerned. Someone earlier in this thread even says that Machete is unlikely to prompt debate...yet...here we are.
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