Well, I am the intended audience seeing as I'm actually GOING BACK TO SCHOOL TOMORROW WHAT? (surprise I'm eight and I found this site when I googled "Bieber fever.") But unfortunately I live on the other side of the country and will miss out on another fantastic vgum experience. Rats.
I realized about a year ago that I say, or at least think about, something related to Harry Potter literally every day. And not 'literally' like Rachel Zoe says it.
As a non-nerd but a socially inept person, I thoroughly enjoyed this! I know literally nothing about comic books (literally!!!!) and I think I played a video game once when I was eight*, but this movie made me want to be a nerd, you're right Gabe! And I actually thought Michael Cera did really well in this movie, but maybe I just have a thing for nerds even though I am not one which I think makes me a poser. NERDS DO YOU HATE ME FOR LOVING YOU? AM I A PHONY? Whatever, I still want to date you and ruffle your bad haircut.
*Just kidding I definitely own Guitar Hero cause I'm a fucking loser.
I love when Jimmy loses his shit. I will never not love when comedians break. And I love when Will Ferrell is on Late Night because he NEVER breaks, but he does on Late Night and it always makes him seem more endearing to me, like he's not some guy who makes trillions of dollars and is now a rich comedian asshole who is 2 kewl 2 laff.
It took me so long to actually read this post instead of replaying the sidebar Gap video again and again and again because ooommmgggg nnnNNnnNNNNNNnnNNNn birds on the cuffs SO KEWT I want them. Anyways, underage monster over here so I will be taking a shot of milk instead of alcohol. Notsewfast knows what I'm talking about. (Or does (s)he? Maybe Notsewfast is the kind of baby that drinks his/her father's beer at a baseball game. Notsewfast, was that you? If so, update your picture, you have hair now, congrats!!)
I thought for sure I was in the smart people division of people seeing this movie. Then I read all these insightful comments, and I think I am in the dummy division because all I kept thinking was "This is fun. Cool slow motion water shot. SUPER cool fighting with no gravity. Is Leo's dead wife supposed to scare the bejeebus out of me?"
But guys! Thanks for opening up my mind to a whole new level (get it? You get it)!!!!!
When one door closes, another opens. Megan Mullally has signed on for a full season of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! ads. A full season of them, guys!
My actual exchange with a friend who posted this on my facebook wall:
Me: "HOLY SHIT. I WANTED THAT TO GO ON FOREVER. "Because I have something worth living for." Haaaaaaarry ahhhh!!!!!! What will happen to my life when this is over. omg. I just watched it so many times."
Her: "I DID THE SAME. And thinking about this being over is like thinking of death, dude. I'm probably going to be very bitter. LETS GET TICKETS AS SOON AS THEY COME OUT."
...My point is, save it for the living room.
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