Roses are Red
Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries
She's already married to the stoned guy from Super Troopers
Too bad for you.
- William Shakespeare (1564-2012)
Hey neighbors! I live in Wake County too. When I first saw this I was terrified, then I realized it happened 2 days ago, then I remembered I never leave my house anyway. I may be a pathetic, ignorant shut-in, but at least I'm safe from bees.
I actually wouldn't have minded if they changed that in the movie, since I cried when Hedwig got killed in the book. Apparently I should ask my doctor to change my Relax Pills prescription to Happy Pills instead.
My boyfriend (who plays TF2 of course) said "I'd probably stop healing that guy just to fuck with him," to which I replied, "Well, I don't think it would be physically possible for him to get any angrier." He somewhat sadly agreed that was probably true.
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