I ll admit to liking the first season. I would like the second season 2, but too much Ronnie and whats her name so I only saw 2 episodes. If someone edits all the Ronnie and whats her name parts out, count me in.
I like to believe that thousands of years ago, all of the sudden two babies (that evolved from apes, that evolved from lizzards that evolved from fish, that evolved from bacteria, that evolved from Adam and Eve) came across each other and this is the first conversation ever.
TATATATATATATA?
TATATATATATAT!!!
Where should we sleep tonight, its cold and we are hairless?Plus I think we are hungry!
We shall create...HUMANITY!!!
The funniest thing about that trailer is how Justin acts as if his braids was a mistake (when they see the family album) when in real life he was much more rediculous.
Proof.
http://hairstyles.thehairstyler.com/hairstyle_views/front_view_images/455/original/2638_Justin-Timberlake-d_copy_2.jpg
Did you know that "Enter the Ninja" by Die Antwood made to the UK charts in 2010?
It was number 37.
Also the brits really love Duck Sauce - Barbara Streisand.
Dear Gabe.
This, was an amazing video. It was so awesome I was about to start headbanging when I read what you wrote (because Yeeyyy...Gabe comments). I know you are too old to be a tweenager and you aknowledged it that you do indeed complain a lot yet consider yourself able to enjoy things. Apparently you felt the need to remind us that "much like actual life, there will be literally nothing waiting for you on the other side" and you described the town as one "long open grave".
People able to face religion with critical though are unfortunate enough to realise that there is no after life, which is seriously the worst thing ever. It is in fact so sad that pretty much every sane person in this world wants to believe. I personally wish I could take that leap of faith (cause no gotho).
What I want to ask is why do you have to spoil it for everyone?
At first I was like
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090414224344/uncyclopedia/images/5/58/Headbanging.gif
But then I was all like
http://www.afun9.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/d5ea0434a6ng-GIF.gif.gif
And it is all your damn fault.
I left my country and came to Britain to study.
At first I was kind of happy for the cultural difference, thinking that people here will not listen to the shit we listen back in Greece.
I found out that the Die Antwood made it in top UK Charts.
Fuck you humanity!
Also...duck sauce.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu_zwdmz0hE
You guys fail to see the greater picture.
Take a look at our movie cool guys.
In the early 90's twas Stalone and Swartzeneger, everyone wanted to be like them. Seriously every kid wanted to be like him.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__mokxbTmuJM/SGvYcedrk0I/AAAAAAAABx0/1r82YNvOJ4U/s400/arnold-schwarzenegger.jpg
And then they started toning protagonists down untill the nerds took over. At that era they had to make a movie where the Nerds struggled for acceptance. Yet today they make movies where the cool guys have to actually reclaim their place and easilly fail as seen in Scott Pilgrim. The final boss is actually the Nerdiest of them if you think about it..
Today it is cool to be a Nerd.
Seriously...can you believe that assholes like MacLovin, Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Shia Lebarf, Clark Duke, and especially that prick Michael Cera not only have a job today but they are seriously all over the fucking place. They are the latest wave that took over hollywood. It just keeps getting nerdier and nerdier.
Ryan Reinolds have to play in shitty sentimental movies with Sandra Bullock and comic book movies, Human Torch only plays the super hero when he is funny and the Superman dude is a fucking demigod living amongst us. King Leonidas has to play in shitty sentimental movies and ...a comic book movie.
And its not just nerdy girls style, meaning all you got is to take their glasses off their eyes and behold...hot chick. This guys are fucking disgusting. They look like they smell of cheetos and cat piss. Look at this fucking asshole. Seriously fucking look at him.
http://collider.com/wp-content/image-base/People/M/Michael_Cera/michael_cera_image.jpg
This guy has a carreer in Hollywood.
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/jonah-hill-teen-vogue-young-hollywood-party-xjI3lq.jpg
Yeah, that girl is totally in his league.
http://www.myhollywoodsource.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Emma-Stone1.jpg
Yes, some may argue that movies are fairytails that simple present what people want. Poor asthmatic dudes with jewfros will want to see movies where people like them get the alpha chick.
It is not just movies, they reflect and effect societies. I remember being pissed because Nick Carter was considered a cool guy. NOW ITS FUCKING CERA!
Seriously, are there any 20somethings in Hollywood who are able to do at least one lift up? Or dont look like the spent the past few years masturbating to a level 13 wood elf or whatever?
I want my hero to be a barbarian. To be able to punch holes in walls and NOT be vomit inducing. At least back in the day they used a montage scene where the protagonist trained. Now all he has to do is play WOW and he is a fucking alpha male.
Brad Pitt is an old school cool guy.
It is not an act of pranking rather an act of a well desrved bullying for being fat and having stupid hair and man tits.
What I mean to say is...
http://summitprojectsflashblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/ogre.jpg
Kobe Bryant told The Times' sports blog. "I had never seen him before, but I had heard a lot about him. It was pretty cool."
A lot:
He is a homeless man with a nice voice.
He hadn't spoken to his mother untill he became a meme.
He is clean for 2 years and cries a lot during interviews.
This movie is retarted yet anytime you ask a douchebag wether he has any good foreign movies to suggest, it always come up.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_H99uv6p8iDs/TAJ14-fsUvI/AAAAAAAABD0/fl5box7TnTI/s1600/old_boy.jpg
Fuck you old boy.
Dear Videogum stuff.
Today at the gym...I happened to bump across...
Bee Season.
"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387059/"
Hey, guess who is the protagonist?Richard fucking Gere (Amelia) and Juliet Binosh (Chocolat).
It is a horrible movie. Trully horrible. And yes, it takes itself seriously, overly seriously as a matter of fact.
I dont really think it is possible to review this movie but you could give it a shot.
Since it worked the other time, I am enclosing a gif.
Imagine if you will
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/174461-1/Sumonohomo.gif
Well...its japan...I dont thing it is possible to make an analogy.
"Boarding started at 11:15, and we arrived at the gate at 11:35 "
"And you WANT me as a customer, man: I’m a first class fiend and I travel TONS. But this shit may have even put me off Virgin Atlantic, too."
"I was concerned with getting our bags off the plane...plane sat right there at the, jetway still attached. Our bags could’ve EASILY been removed in the time that the jet remained parked at the gate"
My bad.
Still, airline companies are complete shit.
I trolled the katana guy. See where it goes. I posted this on his youtube profile.
"That was no real Katana gaylord!! It waz an imitation. If it was real you would not be able to cleans it the way you did, with the cloth. And if you knew anything about katanaz you know you should not do what you did cause you might injure yourself you retard.
Does your mommy know that you bought that sword? Maybe she should keep it till you grow up and learn a thing or two about swrords or katanas.
You should thank God it was a fake you idiot. "
Not exactly. They wanted the bunny to bring a ball, eggs and pine needles.
They then asked to "put arm in ball and bring twik so they can open pine needles arm and sleep while bunny".
You guys dont know anything. She is from my country, Greece. She has a sheep as a pet...in Athens (7 million people population), which she birngs with her in the most prestigious night clubs. Once they did not allow her in and she dumbed the sheep, she tied on some street light and she forgot about it.
She s done many stupid things,but at some point she started speaking with God. Its ok when you speak to God, many people do it. The problem is, when God starts replying back. So for some part she claimed she was able to cure any sickness, cancer, leukemia and stuff. And thats when people started getting mad with her.
Well, eventually she completely lost her shit and tried to commit suicide by drawning in a 20 cm fountain, so she got locked up in a mental institution for a couple of months. Haven t heard of her for a while.
You can also check out her "Smoke on the water"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efmhbl8rM4s
and "I love you baby"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoRA9iWVGp8
Traslation below: The Disco Girl.
And lastly...
Efi Thodi taking a shower.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LPy_kLcKdM&feature=related
Translation below: The ultimate female.
I met you in Facebook lyrics - translation.
"I looked for you in NOrth West and East, I travelled or around the world to see your eyes, Asia Africa America and Australia, who would imagine it, that I would find you here,
I met you in Facebook, and...MADNESS CAME TO ME,
and everything that is written in your profile is burning me"
Sorry I cant do it anymore.
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