Wow, does this mean that the actor portraying longbottom is gonna get fired or something? For not looking like a complete asshole anymore?
Also, are Harry and Ron having a beef up competition? Pretty soon they ll be the Stalone and Swartzeneger of our era.
FAKE EDIT: I am old, this is definatelly not my era. I grew up listening to Spice Girls and Macarena. I go play some 2d sidescrolling video games cause fuck all else.
HAHAHAHA!!!
Christianity is for real bitches! UP YOURS MUSLIMS!!!
Shit...does this mean I have to give up sex, masturbation, smoking, drinking, eating, watching awesome movies, listening to awesome music etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. ?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....
PS:Not only did he see heave, but also it was a miracle he survived the surgery which was? Pantisidis? What the fuck is that shit?
No actually he was always old.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1312028/I-dyed-hair-time-Matt-LeBlanc-admits-going-prematurely-grey-Friends.html
I tried trolling this guy by bashing on Harry Potter, but he is just so cool. This guy makes me unhate Harry Potter fans.
You go biggest Harry Potter fan. I hope you win whatever it is that asks you for proof of your Harry Potterness.
You guys are just jeallous cause she is leaving in her own awesome world. After the video she grabbed a lighter which she used like a MOTHERFUCKING LIGHTSABER.
She went all bbbbbm.....bbbbbbm.....xxxxxxeewwwww
....bbbbbmm....
And she could fucking see the beam in front of her.
Man...Being crazy is awesome.
This guy speaks to me.
I can do it. I can make things right. I can lead. FUCK. I CAN MAKE THINGS RIGHT EVERY
SINGLE
DAY!!!
TNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Dont know what you guys saying, but I want to live in this woman's world.
UFOs, teleportation and Reptilians!
Maybe there are lightsabers and hoverboards!
I wanted to leave a comment, were the Advisory for "partial nudity" was actually referring to Hulk Hogan.
But it was actually referring to Hulk Hogan.
Nothing to see here, move on kids.
I have been using the Keyboard cat theme as a ringtone since it came out.
Yes, I admit I thought and still think its funny and cute. And yes, I do realise that its just another cat on the internet. There are also other reasons why I chose this but they are to boring to list, read or even think. Mostly cause its a small song with no intro.
I ve never....ever had someone recognize the theme during the past years. I have never seen anyone else knowing so many memes and stupid videos on the real world (recently recognized as the meatworld).
The existance of this cat, and the fact that I know this cat is making me think.
Have I been spending way too much time on the internet?
Is it a worth it?
Should I read a blog that is constantly showing me who my boyfriend is?
Am I waisting my time?
Did I finally achieve all?
Is this heaven? Is this limbo?
I have seen each Lord of the Rings movie only once yet I spent countless hours talking about them.
Same thing about Star Wars.
Net culture. Is it the bext big thing?
Is it taking over?
Are we inside the Matrix?
I was about 14 years old and I had this hamsters. So there is this girl that I like and I ve been telling her how cute and warm and fuzzy they are and how they are going to make a wonderfull family together. I even build a badass cage for them to live with colorfoul slides and wheels and a tiny house and shit.
So, my parents are out and I get to bring that girl over, first thing we do when we get in my house is walk to the cage...
Turns out the female one gave birth. There was blood in the cage, and this tiny hairles pink shits were scattered all over the place, some of them where blue because they were dead. The mother was going apeshit insane, she is like murdering them and eating them. She was holding a headless dead baby and eating it, you could see this tiny little organs like pangreas or lungs or whatever. The problem is that this hell extented beyong the cage. I was about to nuke it from orbit but the mother is fucking throwing half dead babies out of the cage. One of them was stuck between the cage's railings, some of them were moving their gross little pink legs. The father was ok, he was not being a part of that disgusting rampage, but he was disgusting by his nature, he had this huge balls that were bigger than mine. This poor guy was litterarly, half mouse, half balls.
I did not get laid that night.
After that , all the hamsters ever did was fuck. Fuck fuck,fuck,fuck. Non stop. He would chase her around for a while, then hold her down and get it on...violently, furiously. Chocking her and giving her bite marks. Thats all they did, all night long, getting it on 24/7.
I was 14 years old. I did not have internet. I was raised in a time where you couldn t just type asian gangbang creampie bukkake. It was an innocent time. I thought masturbation was a crime, I thought it was a sin. I asked for forgiveness after everytime. I had never seen "cock" penetrating "pussy". I only had a VHS with girls dancing in sexy lingerie. I remember the music.
Hey asshole...I was stuck in front of the computer cause of a broken leg while you were out enjoying life getting drunk, picking fights and having sex.
Have a nice guilt trip.
Also...
This is your cat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMdf-7F5fbU
And this is your presidente
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBKKgtsWqZQ
This video is fucking awesome.
Its tottaly the douchebaggiest think EVA!!!
Do they know that what happened on Haiti is actually a motherfucking catastrophy?
Why are they all smiling?
Why are they posing?
Is now the time to act good looging by dressing up, wearing all the gold you own start using the goddamn Magnum look and act passionate while wearring your hat sideways?
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