Why are we wasting resources putting products in and taking products out of television shows? Useless.
Why aren't we trying to put people in television shows? Huh? SCIENCE? Where are you on the huge not being able to live inside TV crisis going on EVERYWHERE?
I have a dream. I dream of a day when I can live in Star's Hollow or Pawnee or Albuquerque with my friends.
My vote for coolest guy in town is the dude the gas can and lighter who spent his day burning skaters in more and more obvious attempts to rid the city of the skating menace.
/sigh
Yeah, but now anytime I see a little girl and they aren't making bird sounds I get disappointed.
Rebecca Black! More bird sounds! Give the people what they want!
I'd be more prone to give Occupy Wall Street a chance if there were some decent gifs coming out of that movement....
(Maybe from the Triumph the insult comic dog interview? I don't know.)
At this rate their belief that they can compete with Community is if anything a little naive.
Mad Men will not end with Betty becoming everyone's favorite character.
I think the most likely end is that Peggy becomes President of the United States creating a positive role model for women and fixing every problem that comes up by being liberated and a good writer. Joan would be the vice president and provide women with a confusing role model that both allows for non-traditional body types to be considered attractive and also reinforces the stereotype that all men care about is huge breasts (luckily all women gain weight in their chest and only in their chest so this is great, Joan isn't a genetic freak at all).
All of this feminist energy allows Trudy to finally follow her dream of one day attending community college...
This is the most scandalous thing that has ever occurred. Are Kelly and Gabe the same person? I think the answer to that is: Definitely, and yes.
If they want to convince us to believe they aren't one person again I feel the only way this would work is if Gabe posted pictures of himself being a separate person and if Kelly posted pictures of herself being my girlfriend.
I think that if Kelly wrote all of the scripts for all of the movies that are made the economic crisis would be totally solved. Because we all would go see those movies everyday. And then the movie studios would have tons of money and would need to make more movies. So we'd all get jobs making movies written by Kelly and everyone would jobs watch/create those movies all day everyday and the world would be perfect.
The only thing stopping this is Kelly's stubborn refusal to write the scripts for all of the movies that get made.
I'm surprised Gabe didn't mention "Last Chance Kitchen"...
Where the people that lost and had to go to the bubble and then lost again and had to go home? No. jk
Top Chef had another awesome twist for them. They got to cook to see if they could stay still not on the show but also not not on the show.
This season of Top Chef no one will ever actually have to go home. And there was much celebrating, I guess? (no there wasn't)
But ::Spoiler Alert:: Gabe's broken hearted lesbian is still alive.
Do all British people wear crowns and gowns all of the time? Is that like a Monarchy thing? If so are we sure the American Revolution was the right decision? This video raises more questions than it answers.
So hearing that there was a story out there about a movie director with a super tiny penis who was also a pervert Brett Ratner immediately assumed that it was him. Not remembering ever having actually slept with Olivia Munn he attributes it to a particularly hazy time in his life when he might have slept with some girl with dark hair. And then he pro actively bad mouths Munn by calling her forgettable and very talented all in the same week.
This makes so much sense that it has to be one million percent true. We are great detectives. Like a pair of Angela Lansburys specializing in Brett Ratner's sex life. (I feel so unclean)
I'd like to point out something that has gone unnoticed about this story which is that Brett "The Best person in the history of the world" Ratner who never "banged" Olivia Munn went out of his way to identify himself as the mysterious small penis'd shrimp masturbator from Munn's book.
He essentially jumped on the tiny package hand-grenade to save his directoral colleagues minuscule masculinity from further scrutiny.
The man is without question the greatest hero of our time. We can all rest easy knowing that somewhere out there there is a millionaire movie director pleasuring himself with a fistful of crustaceans, dignity completely intact, thanks to Ratner's courage.
Best. Boyfriend. Ever.
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