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Of course we have a pizza party in Chicago when I'm not in Chicago. Awesome life, thanks world.
+12 | 6/10/10 7:26 PM
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I'd feel bad if Keanu Reeves wasn't really Charlemagne and Paul Mounet and immortal.
+15 | 6/10/10 7:25 PM
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Gary Busey says: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life cracks your head, use a helmet." http://www.youtube.com/user/garybuseyonbusiness#p/u/16/vgEwCcOMno8
+4 | 6/4/10 6:20 PM
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Also, it's not fun to slip and/or slide over hard and jagged surfaces such as concrete or bricks or anything that has a corner. Bam. Just saved you a bleeding backside.
+6 | 6/4/10 6:17 PM
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My favorite part was when the news lady belittled the teen werewolves by saying that they are transforming...into adults.
+11 | 5/25/10 6:57 PM
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was UPN 9 the station somewhere else, or are you from Minnesota?
+1 | 5/18/10 1:10 PM
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What is gooooiinnnng on here? That is honestly the lowest cut shirt in the world.
+14 | 5/13/10 12:11 AM
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I smell a sitcom!
+4 | 4/30/10 7:09 PM
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Is this appropriate behaviour for someone who has a young child? What is she going to tell them when they stumble upon this and ask to bring it in for show-and-tell?
-5 | 4/30/10 3:36 PM
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They definitely know more than two things about being lame. Remember when Carlos Mencia had his own show?
+12 | 4/26/10 12:51 PM
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Why are the lyrics the longest thing ever written. I can't even read the first four lines without getting bored and thinking about what I'm going to eat for dinner tonight...(I decided to go to Patty Burger IF you're curious).
+2 | 4/23/10 4:17 PM
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Powder meets Rocky Dennis and they have a kid = basically this movie
+5 | 4/23/10 2:53 PM
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Expecto Diarrheus, indeed.
0 | 4/15/10 1:38 PM
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I wouldn't eat the sandwich just because it's made with feet, I also dislike the meat, cheese, and pickle that are on it. Kraft singles do not constitute as sandwich cheese, unless you're making a grilled cheese, maybe...
+11 | 4/14/10 5:41 PM
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I got really excited when I saw that too, but then realized that I don't live in MN anymore...You know what they say: once a Minnesotan, always a Minnesotan. They say that.
+13 | 4/13/10 7:27 PM
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Looking at the "political prodigy" kid's dutch boy hair cut and pilgrim clothing makes me think that it isn't really a kid, but a midget who traveled through time just to judge our current world with its sad, judging eyes.
+10 | 4/12/10 6:45 PM
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He seems like the kind of guy who tries to explain something to you as if you're always disagreeing with him, even when you agree with him. Probably.
+3 | 4/12/10 5:52 PM
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Speaking of wrestlers and streets, I saw a woman who looked just like Mickey Rourke getting off a train in Chicago a couple of months ago...I've still been telling people that it was Mickey Rourke...
+5 | 4/9/10 4:43 PM
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I have been watching this loop for the past three minutes....
+12 | 4/9/10 3:57 PM
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Ellen DeGeneres hates it when people drink directly out of the carton. Like, if she's in the house with someone and they're sitting up here sharing this motherfucking milk, why the fuck do they think that they can just put their mouth all up on it and just drink that shit?
+25 | 4/8/10 1:29 PM
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Or when she wears skinny jeans, or when she drinks straight out of the carton, or when one of her DVDs comes with that extra cardboard sleeve, or when she asks a question that the teacher JUST answered....
+64 | 4/5/10 12:50 PM
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Aw hell to the naw, indeed, my friend.
+5 | 4/5/10 12:47 PM
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Yep. Brian Peppers' face on my friends cat. I used it as evidence to prove that her cat looks like Brian Peppers.
+4 | 4/4/10 12:48 AM
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Hey, quick Q everyone: Do you guys actually like, find each other on facebook? or, like, look at everyone's websites on people's profiles? I'm just a curious bee....
+4 | 4/2/10 6:25 PM
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Teamwork is like snowflakes, look at what happens when they all stick together. (They make a snowman.)
+20 | 3/26/10 5:55 PM
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Is there some kind of weird filter on this video? Or is his mouth really an inch and a half wide?
+14 | 3/25/10 1:28 PM
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I'm really happy that someone FINALLY drew some eyebrows on her in a few of those.
+5 | 3/1/10 2:15 PM
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I like your avatar. I wish Bill Haverchuck was my boyfriend...
+1 | 2/24/10 6:27 PM
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...Harry Potter?
+2 | 2/23/10 3:44 PM
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Sliding down a banister of razor blades into a giant bowl of vinegar would be the ultimate in "OWWWWW!!!"
+1 | 2/23/10 3:41 PM
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You KNOW a straight dude could not shape his eyebrows that perfectly.
+8 | 2/22/10 2:28 PM
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Glenn Beck's 'OLIGARHY' was easily the most intuitive acronym ever made ever.
+1 | 2/4/10 2:09 PM
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Haha, God will smite you unless you love him... Unless you're a dude, because that's a little gay.
+3 | 1/29/10 2:47 PM
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HAHA! oh god, I watched this for the first time yesterday. So incredibly terrible.
0 | 1/28/10 4:36 PM
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Double tears. He was damn old, too.
+1 | 1/28/10 2:41 PM
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huh. that's a thing that happened....
+2 | 1/28/10 2:39 PM
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I watched Mona Lisa Smile the other day. Topher Grace has a minor role. I also watched a movie called "Houseguest" that featured the riot-and-a-half comedy of Sinbad.
+2 | 1/13/10 11:47 PM
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Larry, you're being inappropriate. You really are.
+24 | 12/28/09 11:50 AM
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you guys rule.
+3 | 12/16/09 5:12 PM
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She said that?
+14 | 12/14/09 12:56 PM
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