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Is this dude's head tilting TOWARD ME or AWAY FROM that greasy ass paintball stain on his neck? ... Wait a second. He was tilting his head like that BEFORE he even started playing this morning. Was this charity thing for tilted necks or something? I have GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE CHEEEEEESE.
+13 | 6/15/10 5:51 PM
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"Said He Didn't Want a Webby Anyways." (1880-2012 [because that's when we'll all die, right?]) - Gabe's Tombstone
+8 | 6/15/10 4:41 PM
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I posted my tagline, but I'd like to say one more thing. Fuck whatever unimaginative asshole came up with the idea to scrape the bottom of the toilet and waste other everyone's time remaking and re-shit-shoveling this film out to the public. "But it's all been done! Haha, right?! Amiright?" - CEO of Remakes at Warner Bros. "Then move back home and run the local barber shop, because it's all been done in haircuts too and that's primarily a job that doesn't let you suck the devil's dick in public (sell your soul for $ get it?), amiright?" - Anyone really, hey do you think they ever read this stuff, those movie folks? Just wondering. :-)
+2 | 6/15/10 3:31 PM
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"How could they tell their Mom? She's too busy making audition tapes to be the next Oprah, amiright?"
+4 | 6/15/10 2:51 PM
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That's your next president: Ronald McDonald.
+13 | 6/15/10 1:51 PM
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Howzabout Gabe's top 5 ice creamovie flavors?! That post was commenter heaven and I want to RElive it.
+8 | 6/11/10 5:35 PM
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I just don't understand! Who are the people who can so easily ignore the whole "he peed on an underage girl on camera thing"?!?! Why is it that - in OUR social circles - peeing on a teenage girl in front of a videocamera and going to jail for it would EASILY ruin any bastard dumb enough's entire life, yet inside the world's social circle (the equator?) this guy still gets to sing in front of a jabillion people and make a zabillion dollars??? What the fuck is wrong with you, Earth!!! What does it take these days?! (And don't say he gets away with it because he makes good music because goddammit he doesn't!) (Well, Earth WTF?!)
+9 | 6/11/10 5:25 PM
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I feel like this ad worked on me in an "I'd like some Orbit gum" kind of way, but I also failed to brush my teeth this morning, so...
+13 | 6/11/10 3:56 PM
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What does John Hinckley have to do with Lindsay Lohan and who is Roger Reagan?
+10 | 6/11/10 3:48 PM
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I found this at Huffington Post under "Sports Entertainment" (?). UPDATE: Foster has responded to People: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/11/jodie-foster-accused-of-b_n_609003.html
+1 | 6/11/10 3:26 PM
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0 | 6/11/10 12:56 PM
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[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/1zb8kk3.jpg[/IMG]
0 | 6/11/10 12:55 PM
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Hey Faceoobk. How come this guy's not set to host an episode of SNL next month? Get your shit together!
+23 | 6/11/10 11:46 AM
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"Why isn't this in 6D? Why can't I Digi-punch the guys' faces at the start? My third oil-eye is itching, can I go now?" - Your Space Grandkids
+4 | 6/11/10 10:51 AM
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Paula Dean carries "BLTs" not "STDs" (on and around her vagina).
+42 | 6/10/10 3:12 PM
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"The oil spill is just more proof that there is no God." - Seth MacFarlane "Your birth is proof enough." - God
+20 | 6/10/10 2:50 PM
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I'd like to soak up Cleveland with a bunch of hay.
+13 | 6/10/10 2:29 PM
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Hey Hasselhoff. You only live once! Us: 1 You: 0
+8 | 6/10/10 1:11 PM
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Why does he get a better haircut than me?
+2 | 6/10/10 12:57 PM
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Didn't this kid kidnap Maggie Grace in Taken?
+6 | 6/9/10 4:51 PM
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If she'd have cooly said, "Snakes. Why does it always have to be snakes?" then mega-props.
+9 | 6/9/10 3:06 PM
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Don Rickles is on the phone he wants his crown back, Doogie.
+3 | 6/9/10 1:18 PM
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For some reason there's no reply button on your comment from 2:29am (yikes!), but if there was I'd say, "Two scoops of the diving bell and the butterscotch please!" Olive branch of flavor accepted.
0 | 6/9/10 1:05 PM
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Position your browser just right, and John C. Reily will watch the video and look disgruntled.
+25 | 6/9/10 12:48 PM
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Do the older women like ice cream?
+6 | 6/8/10 10:26 PM
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Deathbed: The Bed That Eats People's Ice Cream (When They're Not Looking)
0 | 6/8/10 8:39 PM
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What, Sharky?! Where's your contribution?! I also played Vanilla Wilder (starring Rum Raisin Reynolds) and Terms of EndearMint Chocolate Chip, so you "get out," Elaine.
+11 | 6/8/10 8:06 PM
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Tyler Perry's For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Sherbet is Enuf What, you don't believe me? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1405500/
+26 | 6/8/10 7:37 PM
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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough FactoryamIdoingthisright?!?!?!
+3 | 6/8/10 6:24 PM
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Terms of EndearMint Chocolate Chip
+8 | 6/8/10 6:09 PM
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Vanilla Wilder starring Rum Raisin Reynolds
+5 | 6/8/10 5:41 PM
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I just think they should round up all the racists and send them all back to Arizona. Give them their own state, you know? They'd be happier and so would we.
+7 | 6/8/10 5:37 PM
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Great.
+3 | 6/8/10 3:00 PM
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Yes. Charity is cool again.
+3 | 6/8/10 1:49 PM
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Keanu Reeves: "Nicolas Cage. Come in, Nic Cage!" Nicolas Cage: "Keanu Reeves? Are we communicating with our minds?" Keanu: "Yes. ... What is your cell phone number? This would be much easier with our cell phones, do you agree?" Nicolas: ... Keanu: "Hello? Nicolas?" Nicolas: ... Keanu: Probably just a bad connection. I'll be okay.
+11 | 6/7/10 7:26 PM
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Zapp! No Jessie Spano. No Showgirls. Sorry, fellas.
+8 | 6/7/10 4:51 PM
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Fake. 2.7 billion anything would never fit inside two flour bags.
+11 | 6/7/10 3:26 PM
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My sentiments exactly.
0 | 6/7/10 3:20 PM
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And it will soon be spelled Cle$hay.
+15 | 6/7/10 2:01 PM
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The oil spill is half-contained. Let's make a new supercut!
+3 | 6/7/10 1:33 PM
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