Also, definitely worth pointing out that this movie is for KIDS. The premise is that he tells a lie and then lands himself in a bit of trouble, and everyone (except for dummy kids) knows that LYING doesn't get you into trouble, lying makes you $$$RICH$$$!!!!!! ... But he probably winds up rich in the end with that woman on a big ol boat, so therefore, adults, and Lock the gate Fandango!
"This has nothing, and we mean NOTHING (everything), to do with Spielberg being a top general in Jew-run Hollywood. Nothing. (Everything.)"
- Rockrageous Ministries
Don't you hate it when people pronounce the names of other countries the way said country's natives do? The way she said, Cholula from "Meh-hee-co," for example? GRRRRRRAHHHHH!!!!! So obnoxious! It reminds me of when I was a kid and traveling missionaries would visit our church to show slides and tell stories about their trips to Brah-zeel and Chill-lay during these we've returned with our heads and bit of hepatitis victory lunches. My dad would always corner them afterwards and say, Hey now where is that you went again? over and over, Where?...Where now? Where?! Until they'd finally get the point and say the English language versions, and then he'd laugh sarcastically, look at me and go, "Right."
Like Viggo Mortensen in the Road, love you, papa.
More than likely he's reading Andrew Keen's "The Cult of the Amateur: How Today's Internet is Killing Our Culture," hence his proper usage of the phrase, "He gonna put that on the Youtube."
Yes, please, and thank you. I was an eighth grade English teacher for one year you know. It was just before I had your mother, shellbomber! Remember that when I'm gone.
You are so right! And it's always such a tickle when rich people (Edward Sharpe and all his zeros for example) dress like penniless gypsies and call it fashion. Remember Andrew Carnegie?!
Thank you for explaining this bananafana now where'd you put my television? I remember when Banksy was just a boy! Just a BOY! Not a troublemaker, just a boy! Such a sweet boy... Not a troublemaker, bananfana where'd you put my television?
I don't think the girls in that movie trailer were dressed very nice. ... Now, where did I put my clothespins? ... But the boys with the beards looked like nice young gentlemen.
My VCR didn't tape this, Gary. Thank you, honey... Oh. Which one is he? Gabby? Gundy? ... Oh, Gabe, honey, I'm sorry. My mind sometimes! Now what were we talking about?
No, no I say if you have a problem with the picture posts take a night school class in basic Photoshop and jump on in! Your new favorite show is Community on NBC anyways.
"Monopoly has a wonderful history"? Not in my lifespan. Older siblings "robbing the bank" while you get more Kool-Aid. Never getting to be the fucking race car. Fuck! ... I do like Wilfred Brimley as the Monopoly man though.
Time Traveller arcade game circa 1991, y'all!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Traveler_(video_game)
What will Tokyo come up with next? Mother fucking blue jeans?
His wife must be a frigid, humorless troll with a massive Carrot Top "in concert" record collection. What other kind of horrible woman would leave a comedic godsend like Louis C.K.?
If Kim wants to REALLY get one over on them bitches, she should go see "It's Complicated" BY HERSELF! And then when anyone says anything to her about ANYthing she should flip her hair and be like, "It iz comp-lick-ated!"
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