Oh man it IS hard you guys! ... Speaking of that shot by the window. Wouldn't you love to just see a movie about Alec Baldwin as a peeping Tom? A peeping Tom with big brass balls who goes to parties and says to women "I'm a gonna peep on you tonight."
Settle down, Fred, you'll stay on the list. (And enough with the third-person speak.) Just know that you are now officially tied with Joe Piscopo for most heinous looking SNL cast member of all time. Ugly's only funny to a point.
Happy day at Disney. . . Until she has to watch her asshole Dad have a three courser at the Blue Bayou, while she eats the only thing her lemonade could afford: saltines and a roll of bubble tape.
"Didn't think I'd be doing this as long as I have?" What else could you do? ... I was on a Southwest flight from LA to Vegas once, and Carrot Top was two rows behind me. Have no sympathy for the man, for he was decked head to toe in - you guessed it - ED HARDY. Just dripping from him. He changed his shirt on camera for crying out loud!
A quote from the site about her first tattoo - an image of her heroine, Marilyn Monroe.
?She was one of the first people I saw on television, like, literally moments after I was born. Every time I heard her voice growing up I always would cry. I wouldn?t know why when I was younger but had my own theories. I?ve just always empathized with her.?
Erm. . . She's crazy right?
(Crazy hot!)
Spend your average amount of Megan Fox time here!
http://www.meganfox.com/megan-fox-tattoos/
It's a description (with meaning!) of all her tattoos! Yay!
e.g. Megan Fox has been dating actor Brian Austin Green for the last four years. She has a script tattoo of his first name between her pubic bone and right hip.
. . . Pubic . . . bone? Hey wait a second.
Crows. Not roosters. Hence racist sayings like, "That dumb crow, Malcolm Jamal-Warner, made my quarter disappear!"
Heckle and Jeckle are a good example. (Geez I hope that "crow" isn't really a racist term cos I am NOT a racist. ... I got the heebies just typing that stuff! Help I'm white!)
I started to follow along, y'know, for laughs? For magic laughs? ... And then I noticed that that one woman wore rubber cleaning gloves to go inside her mouth! GAHHHH! Gross!
Wrinkle Face > All The Things I've Touched Today Go Inside My Mouth
1. I sleep in an extra five minutes.
2. Paramount Pictures files a copyright claim on Gabe's trailer.
3. Decide I'm too lazy to search for this trailer anywhere.
4. Decide to comment as though I watched the trailer anyways.
"My girlfriend read this book while we were at the beach. No sex after chapter one! :-( "Lovely Bones" may be title, but it sure doesn't describe the non-action you get when girls read melodramatic shit like this!"
5. Hit the showers, Smokey.
"Weird Al Yankovic - in 3D" ... Received it as a stocking stuffer in '86 from an alcoholic aunt (out of the wrapper). It was the only tape I owned - besides a Def Leppard "Pour Some Sugar on Me" single - and thus memorized every lyric while I practiced holding my breath every morning in the bathtub. So, maybe I'm affected by that, but ... I LOVE THIS SONG!!!
(help!)
Traveling backwards in time 1987 to break all of their baby fingers seems expensive. Our best line of defense this late in the game ... is to openly love them.
e.g. Me: "Br0kenc1dez is AWWWESOME!!!"
My 13-year-old ne1ghbor: "Yeah! ... Wait. What?"
Me: "It's troo Dood! The make me wanna shake and squirt!"
My 13-year-old: "Yeah, here's your bag of glue back. I need to go change my facebook profile to 'Preparing for M3d1cal 2ch00l.' I mean, 'medical school.""
Me: (softly, as his screen door shuts behind him) "A hard raaaaaaaaainnnnn's, a gonna fall-a-yall... (writing in my pocket notebook) One down. M1llyunz to g0."
:-(
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