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Mad! I'm furious! jkjk I lol'd irl at that comment and showed it to my husband who did likewise. Also, in trying to fix the painting I may have made it worse? I'm hoping that in six months when it dries I can varnish it and magically it will look great. Then I'll figure out how to show you here.
A+ on all of the shows this week. The "old cell phone" line was great. I heard Brooklyn's ratings did not improve even after the golden globes. They need to move it away from that bad "Dads" show.
Well that's just a perfect description!
Now see this is the perfect place for that versatile "YAY" gif from earlier today. Great news!
Almost this bad! I brought out the linseed oil. Should not have. Maybe it'll all soak in by tomorrow?
Guys, today I think I may have ruined a painting I've been working on for months. :'(
Wow. I think you'll win for most terrible day. Maybe your bosses will make the place nicer? Or at least have it cleaned? It sounds Dickensian.
I admit it OK!! I laughed too! The first two or three victims. Then I kinda felt sorry for the victims.
Wow she started drinking in the limo.
Isn't that nice that Usher's mother loaned him a brooch.
Omg Bing bought that pre surgery dance party video. I hope that lady got $$$$$$ for it!
Agreed! I'm at the point where I really look forward to the next Mindy episode. This week's was one of the funniest ever. Even my husband (not yet a Mindy fan) was laughing. I predict Mindy and Danny will get married in the series finale. You heard it here first.
The Poehler Fey 2 oz witty banter 1 cup cheers 3 cups LOL Top with chocolate fudge sauce and whipped cream Ok this is more of a dessert.
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And I think you'll need a piece of CAKE! Aaaaahahahahaha. Boom.
"...so then, THEN, I got in one of the hovercraft and hovercrafted myself around the castle..."--ghostchannels at the bar on Saturday night.
You're all just TEASING. Time for me to PART ways. Also, HEADLICE.
This looks like the opening credits scene of a bad sitcom! "Skateboard Dad" maybe. Or a new gameshow? "Groceryboarding with the Stars"
Happy Birthday in heaven!
Oh he's on to our plot now. We're in trouble.
Wow how did they get them to all walk backwards like that? Wait a minute.....
Oh no robot cop has gotten to her!
I think this would have been better left dead. It was fun back in the day, but this is trying too hard. In the show's defense, I never laughed so hard at any sitcom than I did at their first paintball episode.
This sounds like a challenge....
So I'm thinking robot Orthodox Life Santa brings you HUMANS to TOY with?
Gaaaa! Why did my DVR not record Sherlock? Now I'll have to watch it on demand with the dumb commercials. Poor me too!!
Ok this is a wonderful story that my husband enjoyed telling over the holiday. He has a friend who makes his own wine. The winemaker and his friends were tasting a very old bottle of this wine, and they noticed that there was an unusual amount of sediment. The winemaker bragged that this meant it was a particularly great bottle, so they finished the whole thing. When it was all gone, one of them put his glasses on to inspect the sediment still left in the bottle, and discovered a PARTIALLY DECOMPOSED MOUSE!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Carmen will brb. He's heading to the drugstore for a new toothbrush.
I hope that's not the hairball currently blocking our shower drain. brb, getting a heavy rock to cover the shower drain hole.
Also cribbed from the wicked witch who said Surrender Dorothy Daniel Clowes. (or something like that)
When I hear her name I can't help saying "Ginger Ball Z". Some kind of Pokemon reference I think.
Gaaaa quick get 'im!!
Oh hahaha I get it!
How about the shout out on the SNL news? Not too shabby. He has an open house on the 29th. Let's hope some normal home-buying types show up, and not just ghost buster types.