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Oh, Spunk Ransom. You always bring the LULZ.

"The spirit of Christmas lives year round"? Is this a Tim Burton movie or something?

Of course! Just look at Transformers 2!

The sad thing is, a lot of my friends (who are over 18 and therefore technically adults) will go see this. And they will love it.

When my eleventh grade history teacher told the class that this is basically how he and his wife got married (with no showy proposal), half the girls in the class accused him of being unromantic and not really loving his wife. I was, even at sixteen, just like, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT. People have such weird, Hallmark views of love. GOD FORBID WE BE RATIONAL HUMAN BEINGS. WHERE ARE THE CHAMPAGNE AND FLOWERS AND MYLAR BALLOONS?

I so look like Joan Jett right now.

People came from Tijuana to see this? What, they put "New Moon premier" on the visa application and the INS was just like, "Oh, well then, let's forgo the extremely long, complicated, and expensive vetting process for Mexican citizens to even get a visa to come visit this country and just let them go stalk Rob Pattinson." ????

I saw some interview with Taylor Lautner where he said some forty-year-old mom asked him to sign the underwear she was currently wearing. EW.

What, no stanky leg?

Are you telling me the kid from the Taylor Swift music video is going to try to beat up Jackie Chan at Benihana's? Bitch, please.

"The Twilight" I LOLed so hard, my host mum asked me what was so funny. It was really hard to explain in Spanish.

I think y'all are being too harsh calling her an asshole. Clearly, she's just too stupid to understand what's going on.