When my eleventh grade history teacher told the class that this is basically how he and his wife got married (with no showy proposal), half the girls in the class accused him of being unromantic and not really loving his wife. I was, even at sixteen, just like, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
People have such weird, Hallmark views of love. GOD FORBID WE BE RATIONAL HUMAN BEINGS. WHERE ARE THE CHAMPAGNE AND FLOWERS AND MYLAR BALLOONS?
People came from Tijuana to see this? What, they put "New Moon premier" on the visa application and the INS was just like, "Oh, well then, let's forgo the extremely long, complicated, and expensive vetting process for Mexican citizens to even get a visa to come visit this country and just let them go stalk Rob Pattinson." ????
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