its not like they were shooting little yarn bullets out of knitted guns. there was like one weird memory sequence, but otherwise it was just a regular movie.
i drove an extra 25 minutes just so i could see it in 2d. i dont actually like action movies, so i liked this! the parts i did not like were when they were drinking wine with ice cubes in it, and when my viewing companion kept insisting that seth rogen had shoved a plain usb drive into a real piece of sushi. "but it stuck to that truck like rice sticks to things. plastic doesnt stick to things!"
i saw this too! i thought it was going to be cute and charming or something and it wasnt at all! it was just odd. like there was nothing "wrong" with it but i regret seeing it. and i watch a lot of garbage!
this movie is absolutely the stuff this competition was made for. it aims high and misses completely. i saw it in a silent but full theater and it was excruciating to watch so many comedians i love embarrass themselves so badly. AWFUL.
oh girl i am with youuuuuuuuu. i saw this video 2 days ago and have since been real creepy and annoying to all my friends, walking around making sexy hand motions. i am 26.
other fight club nightmares that would make more sense:
having to sleep with helena bonham carter
joining a stupid cult
having to listen to someone's opinions on chuck palahniuk, which is a waking nightmare i had to live through called "college"
i am never going to see this movie, because i am a tiny frightened baby who had nightmares that strangers on the street were going to punch me after i saw the movie fight club. thats not even what happens in that movie. shouldn't i be afraid im going to punch myself, or that my roommate is a figment of my imagination?
anyway its a shame im going to miss out on natalie portman getting the ol' don draper from mila kunis. maybe someone will make an animated gif.
these videos make me so happy. just a deep, abiding contentedness with life and living. tip 20 in "super!'s guide to occasionally joining online dating sites but then never going on any dates with anyone who messages you" is to find webvideos you really like, and then watch them over and over and recreate them alone in the mirror.
this is going to sound completely insane, so bear with me.
when i was young and had subscriptions to various teen magazines, there was an article about celebrity fun facts. you know sometimes they tell you what shampoo they use or what the worst date they went on was.
there was a quote from the girl who played maggie on that nanny, and her fun fact was that she had eyes in the back of her head. like a set of deformed eye sockets that were hidden by her hair. just a brief two sentence quote about HAVING EYE SOCKETS ON THE BACK OF YOUR DOME, next to some other celebrity worrying about her ears sticking out or something.
the internet has never been able to confirm it for me.
i nominate two movies i love, because i didnt read the rules thoroughly.
one is a christmas special called "the christmas toy" and it is really similar to toy story except it stars puppets, and kermit the frog shows up and sings a song at the end, out of no where.
the second is also a christmas special, "will vinton's christmas special" its claymation and its basically a musical revue hosted by two dinosaurs and featuring a number by the california raisins.
well they didn't replace ron, and he turned into a gross whimpering dud. also malfoy!
he looks like a 600% enlarged scale model of a fetus.
missed opportunity for a hot villian. instead he's like that weirdo you knew with an asian girlfriend, actually from asia, and sometimes you wonder if the language barrier is so strong that she doesn't actually know shes dating him.
or you could wait about 15 minutes for them to mark it down to 9 dollars. has anyone ever paid full price for something at the gap? if so, who? and why?
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