What if Emma Stone just sorta hangs out at 30 Rock for the week and then Jason Segel shows up to rehearse and they really hit it off and so he takes her out to dinner -- somewhere nice, you know, but not obnoxiously nice, but not a chain restaurant either, but like a french bistro or some red sauce Italian place -- and they really like each other, because obviously, and so they go out a few more times and then Jason Segel asks her to be his girlfriend and she giggles and says, "yes" because they are both adorable like that and then they GET MARRIED AND HAVE MUPPET BABIES!!! What if that happened, you guys??? That would be so great.
No, I don't have legal precedent. All I know if that someone needs to
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I wish I didn't have a conscious awareness of the infinite void that awaits us all once we venture off into the country from who's borne no traveller ever returns...
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Snooty Waiter: Your pudding, sir
Richy Moneybags III: Pah! You call this pudding? But there is hardly any caviahhhhhhh...
Waiter: Pardon, sir?
Moneybags III: And no diamonds a'tall. I say, you will pay with your life. Stab yourself repeatedly with this antique gold butter knife.
Waiter: As you wish, sir. *stabstabstabstab...*
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