I would just like to point out that I thought American Pie was gross and unfunny when it came out. Seriously, America, wtf? Why did anyone ever like that movie?
I have never watched Breaking Bad because a) I live in Australia now, where we don't get American tv shows until at least 5 years after they originally air and b) that kid in it looks EXACTLY like Colin Edwards (the MotoGP racer) and it creeps me out a little bit.
Also--look, everybody! I have internet again after like 6 months! Don't ask me how much I'm paying for this shit.
I have not lost interest in dancing gifs, but I have lost pretty much all internet access that isn't my phone. I'd explain, but I'm too tired. It's Australia's fault, we'll leave it at that.
I miss u monsters!
I didn't like the part where Birdie was excited about going somewhere and got left behind. This in no way reflects my own guilt about leaving my dog behind on both short and long trips when he gets so, so excited. Fine, it does.
In other news, great job today Godsauce!!
My dog will line all his squeaky toys up in a row (he has many, because a Galaxy dog is a spoiled dog), then flop over and roll on them to make them all squeak at once. It's hilarious, and I have no idea where he learned it.
Okay, so now I actually watched the clip, and it's...a guy driving sedately around a city at night. This is the hook? "Next, he slowly takes a right turn! But he doesn't signal! This is good drama, guys."
Well, and also the movie was based on the comic book, not the actual historical event, and the point of it was to make a live-action version of what is essentially a fairy-tale style story told in comic book form, which in my opinion it was pretty successful at.
ME TOO. Every time I see her dance, I worry about her feet and her knees and hope she has a good orthopedic surgeon. Also, how does she not just fall over in those things?
What? This is like every ranch party my friends have thrown since we were in college. (Actual incidents at ranch parties: barn door taken off when a pass went awry in 4-wheeler football game; truck drunkenly driven into middle of pond and two winches broken trying to get it out; drunk floating in tiny boat in middle of pond retrieved by labrador retriever and pulled back to shore--he was fishing at the time. Etc.) What I'm saying is, I probably know that guy.
I am going to watch it too, because it's on at 8pm on Friday night here, which is an awesome time to drink several bottles of cheap wine and watch a big-ass spectacle on the teevee, and also I hope to one day complete the circle of my English peasantry roots by becoming a subject of the Queen when I get Australian citizenship, so I'd better watch the damn wedding or they won't let me be One of Them.
Besides, it's better than watching other current events or Matlock reruns.
aunt.agonist, it's Jolly Roger. So good! My other daily wears are Hellcat (smells like sexy cookies!), Black Pearl, and for date nights, Hunger (smells like sexiness, not hunger).
I love BPAL stuff. You can also choose to smell like Hellboy (tobacco, candy wrappers, and cat), Chthulu, or a Wild West brothel. I have one that smells like a pirate ship--who here does not want to smell like rum, leather, and ocean spray? (Seriously, it smells SO GOOD)
Ugh. I have hated flash mobs since the very first flash mob, because people doing embarrassing things in public is embarrassing. TO ME. Let's all hope the Target Moms are the very last flash mob ever and never speak of it again.
As an American transplant to Australia, I can confirm that nobody knows what Aussie Rules football is, but I'd like to point out that you don't make it easy on us by calling every damn thing "footy". Soccer? Footy. Rugby league? Footy. Rugby union? Footy. Aussie Rules? Footy.
Also, I voted for Tang's mom. Go Tang's mom!
This eagle is boring. It ought to punch somebody in the face, or call somebody a slut, or steal someone's boyfriend. Hasn't it watched ANY American tv before?
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