Gaaah. The "if you're offended why would you take tickets" and "you should expect to be insulted when you go to a comedy club" remind me of arguments like "well, I don't support rape but really should she have been dressed like a slut?" and "well, I feel bad that she got raped, but what was she doing at night in that part of town anyway?"
I AM GOING TO GO PET MY CATS NOW.
Does anyone else think this is fake, in an attempt to deter young children from entering the blindfolded tightrope walker field? I mean, that looked like a sheer rock face, and he walked away unscathed.
If you're on a date with an anime popstar, shouldn't you take her someplace more impressive than a park? I feel like maybe you should be riding unicorns over rainbows and then stopping at a cafe perched in a cloud to eat cupcakes and root beer floats served by cuddly talking dogs.
Emma Stone is fantastic in so much more than Superbad. Easy A was completely charming, and she was also great in Zombieland, and Crazy,Stupid,Love. She even made an insufferable character in The Help palatable. In short, I have a gigantic girl crush on her and think that twice a day is justifiable for hearing her name in conversation.
There's a movie that's probably really bad out there called Chalet Girl featuring some lovely young actress, one of the guys from Gossip Girl, and Bill Nighy. And it's all about a poor English girl who falls for this posh hunk and Bill Nighy is in it as someone's dad. Yet every time I saw the preview, I was silently yelling in my head because the stupid Chalet Girl was falling in love with Chace Westwick or whatever and NOT Bill Nighy. BILL NIGHY! He's rich AND good looking AND not a total snob.
TL; DR - Bill Nighy is clearly the best.
Why is no one tying the announcement of this divorce to the release of Rock of Ages? Katie Holmes simply realized that she didn't want to be married to Stacee Jaxx and his monkey. Simple as that.
My husband refuses to see it with me so I'm going to end up seeing it by myself in a theater. And since it'll likely be cold and rainy (it's London!), I'll be wearing a trenchcoat to the theater.
The only way this moviegoing experience could make me feel dirtier is if it starred Michael Fassbender.
What I love about this song is that its underlying message is so sweet, "Girl, you look hot, but I really just want you to marry me." The problem is that Moneymaker Mike won't take a hint AND LEAVE THE ROOM.
Um, what about the interview with Louis CK on the Today Show? I realize it was awful, but it would have been nice to see Louis CK dealing with an absolutely clueless interviewer.
Do we know if the heart attack was caused by extraordinary Trebek exertions, like running down a hallway naked after a burglar who had broken into his hotel room? No? Ok. I just wanted an excuse to bring up that story again.
I am an American living in London in the middle of a British summer, which means it rains a lot. And everyone makes small talk here by complaining about the British summer weather and lamenting the fact that we're not going to have a real summer and I just want to tell them that there is no worse feeling than getting on the unairconditioned platform of a New York City subway and feeling the grime mix with the sweat and seep into your pores. Give me a British summer and a cup of tea any day.
I feel compelled to make a "Taken 2: Electric Boogaloo" because I really want to see Liam Neeson talk about his specific set of skills and then break out into an elaborate tap dancing number.
Another noteworthy fact about Bryce Harper - he once gave himself a black eye when he threw his bat in frustration. It bounced off the wall and hit him in his face. I should probably feel bad for him, but I laugh every time I hear that story.
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