what the HELL, you guys?
I barely had a chance to check v-gum this week because I started my awesome new internship/job that actually has me busy from the time I come in until the time I leave, and then I see this stuff about the Machete post, and AnAmPat serving Steve Winwood like no one has been served, and I'M OVERWHELMED HERE.
You guys are great though, and I'm sorry that I can't be as immersed here as I would like. Hope you have fantastic weekends, and thanks to the monsters who wished me happy birthday last weekend.
- xoxo Brosworth
The assumption here is that the child is asleep due to the length of the baseball game.
The truth is that she had just been interviewed by Larry King for 20 minutes, which would put anybody to sleep.
On the list of people whose opinions on movies I take at face value, I'd say Sony executives are right near the bottom next to fans of Twilight and my aunt who hates any movie that isn't "feel good."
I'll be there! I think! I was going to bring someone with me just in case things got TOO REAL, but he apparently can't go now. I still want to go. I just hope I've posted here enough now (I was thelifeofthemind before v-gum 2.0) that at least some people kinda know who I am.
/socialanxietygum
Beck to Cameron: You're the anti-Christ.
Cameron to Beck: You're a fucking asshole.
Guys. Guys. Why the fight? You're both right!
Now step a little bit further to your right so we can drop this comically huge anvil on your heads.
I for one am glad to have our vice-president be a constant unintentional comic relief rather than the embodiment of pure evil that the last one was. The way it should be.
I hope you all can enjoy this thread for what it is since everything is going to change tomorrow (FOR THE WHOLE WORLD) due to the healthcarepocalypse. I've got my bunker stocked so those DAMN COMMIE SOCIALIST LIBURALS can't tell me how to stay on my parents' insurance plan until I'm 26.
SHUT UP GOVERNMENT GET OUT OF MY ROOM.
You crazy for this one, monsters.
But I'll love you with or without the crazy gif-posting.
NOW GO OUTSIDE AND ENJOY THE BEAUTIFUL SPRING WEATHER OKAY?
<3 Brosworth
Can your doggy and my doggy be bff? I want to pet him/her. :3
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Also, posting an image on the new v-gum for the first time. Did it work?
Yeah, I can't watch this whole thing. Forget that it's obviously made by a crazy person, but the incredibly dumb, misleading, and outright incorrect things it says are making me want to send the Barbara Boxer blimp monster to Carly Fiorina's house and crush it.
Definitely not the worst episode of the season. It was a bit hit or miss, but I laughed a lot, which is more than I can say for most of the episodes.
Agreed with all of the sketches and segments everyone's mentioned (though I'm surprised it took them that long to make a Brinks Security parody when I've been saying essentially the same thing for a year). And I know you're pretty much required to hate everything Seinfeld does at this point, but I didn't think he was THAT bad. I laughed during the segment.
Oh come on. Clearly not serious. Baseball jokes. Spring training, anyone?
Go enjoy your weekends, monsters. I'll go stand in the corner and think about what I've done.
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