James Cameron didn't win because he didn't have breasts, it was because he spent more time on Na'vi breasts than he did directing an interesting and original story:
http://gawker.com/5403302/james-cameron-reveals-his-quest-to-build-more-perfect-cgi-boobs
"Gaming with the same three or four people can quickly run its course, if you know what I mean."
There's no way he's talking about anything other than gaming, if you know what I mean.
MY 3-yr-old makes fart jokes too! The other day he made a great one while the sheriff was evicting us from our home that the bank foreclosed on because my unemployment checks stopped coming in and our mortgage lender wouldn't let us re-negotiate our payments.
"Now we can fart in a cardboard box!" my adorable toddler said. "Ha ha!" my wife and I said. "We know what's important just like Gwyneth Paltrow does!"
Freddie has to convince the people of Planet Coffee Shop that despite his lack of blue skin, he means them no harm. In return they train him in their ways of Ha'cky Sa'ck. During his initiation ritual--consisting of standing on their Home Stage, the most sacred space in Planet Coffee Shop--he concentrates and successfully hacks long enough to become One of Them. Little do the blue people know, though, that he only wants to get them to drop their defenses so he can steal their secret for roasting Unobtanium beans.
This isn't just about January Jones, but I was reminded how much I love that little magic dance move where her dress goes one way but her body goes the other way. Ladies, take note.
Yes, I hung onto that memory. If I didn't have the hope that Desmond and Penny would still be together, I don't know if I'd have kept watching the show. I'm only partly kidding.
Supernerds may recall from last season when Faraday is straight-up murdered by his mom, then born, then pushed away from his first love (music) toward quantum physics so that he can learn to be Desmond's constant and travel back in time to be killed by his mom, 12 Monkeys stizz.
I'll show myself out.
Was I was the only one who was reminded of PM Dawn's "Set Adrift on Memory Bliss"?
http://popgumbo.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/012762_11.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AOVf9p9ht4
You could write a thesis on the connection between ignorance and rage among Moron Americans that these lyrics represent. Expect to see this on a teabagger protest sign when the climate change bill comes up in Congress.
I was making a Kicking and Screaming joke, but that really is the best cat video I've ever seen. Consider my words eaten. Your brother's cat has had some crazy adventures.
(I don't know why I can't reply to your comment.)
My god, why can't I get LA Law on DVD? I just want to see the cold open where Leland McKinze's girlfriend (ST: TNG's Dr. Pulaski!) falls down the elevator shaft. YouTube, here I come! So long, workday.
When your movie is basically ripping off Family Guy, you know you're Joel Schumacher.
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Toad-Licking-family-guy-684476_800_600.gif
You'd think PFT would be able to relax in the afterlife--loosen the tie, maybe a pair of jeans, but no. It's a sign of his total professionalism that he's still in a three-piece even when dead.
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