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to make up for it, they gave me a free yearbook. that i wasn't in.
+9 | 10/8/12 2:10 PM
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my high school yearbook "accidentally" didn't include me and 3 of my friends' yearbook pages after i spent whole minutes photoshopping my face onto the front of an f-14 tomcat for my half page
+5 | 10/8/12 1:31 PM
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Kate McKinnon seems to rely alot on making bug-eyes for her laughs. Muse was / is / will always be brutally awful. Daniel Craig was mediocre at best. Bobby Moynihan was adorable but his british accent was abysmal. The cold open was not very good. Bill Hader is the best always. The loving couple sketch was terrible. They replayed that one fake ad, which was a great fake ad, but I hate it when they do that. I finally saw Looper and thought it was pretty darn good. Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Bruce Willis face was pretty distractingly bad to me. I finally saw 50/50 and thought it was good but not really particularly funny. Joseph Gordon-Levitt's cancer head was fine but Seth Rogen was pretty obnoxious. Homeland was great but that twist at the end was kinda deus ex machina. Bob's Burgers was pretty great. The moon last night was mediocre at best. The weather today is fine I guess. My check engine light has been on for 2 months. I have an interview with the casting director of the Bachelorette today.
+19 | 10/8/12 11:02 AM
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yesss my first monster's ball! thanks gabe you're the best http://data.whicdn.com/images/17582501/748390986_1884308_large.gif
+9 | 10/5/12 11:51 PM
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On SAT essays, you're allowed to totally invent facts to make your case, since they're just grading on mechanics. I feel like that's how Romney approached the debate. And I bet Obama was coached to kinda just softly play defense when he really needed to BRING THE ORATORY. Obama's debate prep faux-Romney was John Kerry so he was destined to be boring. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbcmtlA4s01rwzsbso1_r1_500.gif http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbcmtlA4s01rwzsbso2_500.gif
+18 | 10/4/12 1:32 PM
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awwwww thats adorable
+5 | 10/4/12 10:34 AM
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he's friending people just so he can look at their photos and then immediately unfriending them. guarantee it.
+3 | 10/2/12 9:31 PM
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white kids dont know shit about money. when i was 14 i bet my friend Wiley $20 he wouldn't get a caricature drawn of himself masturbating. he did though. and i paid up. and that caricature artist got in trouble from the mom whose kid's bar mitzvah it was.
+12 | 10/2/12 4:40 PM
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what about how fox news showed that dude shooting himself in the head whoa damn
+3 | 9/28/12 6:46 PM
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not enough gifs
+10 | 9/28/12 12:24 PM
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I'm Lil Wayne today because I made vague threats to a the lawyer for no discernible reason Oh wait no I didn't but i did drink some cough syrup
+1 | 9/26/12 10:55 AM
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This film was not as good as I wanted it to be!
+1 | 9/26/12 2:56 AM
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Does anyone know how much truth there is behind this letterman arc on Louie? It seems like it might be an exaggerated version of something that actually happened and I'm really curious. Or it could be totally fictionalized, but I kinda doubt it.
0 | 9/21/12 12:32 PM
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Mitt: bag of dirty laundry Ann: book of secrets
+5 | 9/18/12 2:19 PM
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They should make it more like project runway than american idol. I wanna see the little geniuses in the lab being socially aspergers-y to each other. I'd definitely watch this show if that douchehat had nothing to do with it.
+8 | 9/18/12 11:14 AM
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just judging by the gifs parenthood looks BORING. also my mom loves it.
+1 | 9/14/12 4:10 PM
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are those his real tattoos or did someone do the chris brown meme on him? cuz those are turrible
0 | 9/14/12 3:01 AM
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my dad
+12 | 9/13/12 1:04 PM
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okay that gif is unintelligible. i know that now.
+6 | 9/11/12 1:18 PM
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http://static.regretsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/neverforgetsy43.gif never forget
+30 | 9/11/12 1:17 PM
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http://static.regretsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/neverforgetsy15.gif
+2 | 9/11/12 12:48 PM
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her divorce is alot like cancer in that I'm tired of hearing about it
+8 | 9/11/12 12:46 PM
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when ladies see jonah hill theyre like http://hypervocal.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Rihanna-Katy-Perry.gif
+26 | 9/10/12 5:35 PM
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also when the ring went on he was all http://i55.tinypic.com/29en5z6.gif
+7 | 9/10/12 5:32 PM
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dammit reynolds quit marrying all the princesses. you are no prince.
0 | 9/10/12 5:29 PM
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma0fp1o3YK1rpur03o1_500.gif
+13 | 9/10/12 1:28 PM
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court dismissed. bring out the dancing lobsters
+2 | 9/10/12 1:27 PM
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can we talk about how even though H&G:WHs looks awful, Gemma Arterton looks like a shining voltron of fairy dust and princesses and warm feelings and baked goods? i want to drink whatever her favorite tea is.
+7 | 9/7/12 2:25 PM
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alas poor LiLo: she flew too close to the sun and the radiation gave her brain damage
+13 | 9/7/12 11:57 AM
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that to-do list trailer looks super shitty for a movie i was already probably gonna see
0 | 9/1/12 1:26 AM
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um btw Lawless was pretty darn good despite Shia Lebeouf being a dude in it
0 | 9/1/12 12:26 AM
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he looks so depressed the whole time. like he knew all along how bad it was gonna end
+2 | 8/30/12 5:57 PM
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ha ha jokes but seriously does anyone want to canoodle? i'll show you my noodle. noodle for canoodle? anybody?
+3 | 8/23/12 3:03 PM
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he is so so pretty *sigh* i am very lonely
+2 | 8/23/12 3:01 PM
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how old is she now? too young? okay then. moving on...
+1 | 8/23/12 2:58 PM
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this brought joy to my heart
+1 | 6/27/12 2:28 PM
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i liked this movie alot and i havent disliked a single wes anderson film. but did anyone else feel like it was a little weird? like, the pacing was kinda off, there were a couple shots with not very well composited effects (the lighthouse shots, the explosion propelling ed norton over the water) and i didnt feel like most of the characters were like, at all developed. And why does Bill Murray have to get cuckolded again? I felt like Anderson tried to include too much and alot got marginalized. but again, i really enjoyed it.
+3 | 6/25/12 9:45 PM
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at least Anna Karenina looks super pretty and extravagant
+5 | 6/22/12 1:52 PM
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all my students have seen Saw 1-4
+6 | 6/1/12 12:12 PM
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i dont remember herb's exact line to joan but it was something like "let me see 'em" and it was creepy because every dude who watches that show has at some point thought the same thing
+15 | 5/29/12 11:28 PM
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