That was me. Now I mostly complain about Jurassic park any chance I get. How can you get a full grown brontosaurus in just two years? How can you bring back extinct plants with dinosaur DNA (assuming you disregard DNA's half-life)? How can a paleobotanist be a full fledged triceratops vet? I was born in the darkest pit now I must live with what I know for the rest of my life, or til I get dementia.
I've never seen Honey Boo Boo, but have heard this guy's songs on the radio ten million times one summer at work and was the worst Summer. I mean his songs are just sooooooo bad!
I need the recaps because I'm not particularly smart and I would like to know when the dialogue is bad and I need to know what happens while I fell a sleep.
Finally! Now that we are talking about Jurassic park, I would like to use this a time to talk about how much I hate it! Like the part when the paleobotanist is somehow an expert triceratops doctor and that part when she is holding up the leaf from a plant she claims went extinct during the cretaceous (ok the whole recreating many different types of dinosaurs from really old DNA that came from one type of dinosaur is pretty far fetched, but how did they get plant DNA from a mosquito?).
He does't bring his actual ondes on tour. Because he was scared it would get damaged on tour, he had the ondes inventor make him a thing that's like a MIDI interface
If they add all of these there might be a few less hurt feelings after the ceremony
Best Actor
Bestest Actor
Greatest Actor
Finest Actor
Most unparalleled Actor
Most Optimal Actor
Most Amazing Actor
Most Magnificent Actor
Most Prime Actor
Most Super Actor
Most Perfect Actor
and Lifetime Achievement Award
What an honorable death, beer bonged into the belly of tomorrows future! Also, think about how gross that is that those fish are probably just pooping in his stomach.
Also, they were only gone 10 DAYS!!!!! like that is a normal vacation length, but they spent half that on airplanes and trying to read street signs with squiggly lines on them.
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