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Um, I would definitely post some cool links to stuff, but I usually get them from Kelly (who has the day off apparently).

Hahaha true! You'd think Newt would know more about how racism works considering he's trying to become head of the RACISM PARTY!

Probably the meanest prank my Dad did to me was when I was in first grade. While on Spring Break he got one of his work buddies to call me at home, posing as the Principle, and tell me I had been skipping too much school and I am in a lot of trouble. I was fully ready to go to school until my G-ma told me I need to chill out. To this day, I have yet to fully recover.

Alas, I am but a deckhand. Thank you anyway.

What about deep sea fishermen like myself?

Oh jeez Hammster. Your quote would have made a lot more sense if it ended with "ha JK".

I agree, RIP indeed. The RV wasn't the most reliable character but it was certainly the most real.

Did anyone else notice Herschel's shotgun holds like a thousand shells?

The real answer is that science has only come so far, but scientists are working real hard to find out these answers. Also, WATCH THE ROAD WHEN DRIVING YOU DUMB ASS!!!!

"Fat Kid Rules the World" looks like a "Stand by Me" spinoff.

I do not think we should have helped them. Remember that very realistic episode of the Simpsons where the dolphins took over the land and pushed humans to the sea? This is just the first of many land attacks! They can only get better after this weak performance.

HAHAHAHA! That is just a good picture of Lee Lo. Where did you find it? Good pictures like that are so hard to come by.

Sometimes I just feel bad for contributing to the view numbers on videos like these

Do people who become Zombified automatically go to Heaven? Bcuz I mean if the zombie who scratched up Dale real good is in Heaven too and Dale's there now. Does Dale have the right to be pissed at this guy if they meet?

Hey Lady, you know how I stay unembarrassed? I don't barf on Michael Fassbender. You should try it sometime.

Straight up, if Andrea dies then this show improves by 20%

If they weren't alluding to anything then it was kind of a weird waste of time.

I did not know wearing sunglasses while bowling was a thing.

Haha Sylina U ma fav monster ;)

Sorry if I copied someone. I tried to be as random as possible. Best Picture – The tree of Life Best Director – Michel Hazanavicius Best Actor – Gary Oldman Best Actress – Meryl Streep Best Supporting Actor – Christoper Plummer Best Supporting Actress – Bérénice Bejo Best Score – The Artist Best Makeup – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2 – Nick Dudman, Amanda Knight, and Lisa Tomblin Best Costume Design – Hugo – Sandy Powell Best Original Screenplay – Midnight in Paris Best Art Direction – Midnight in Paris – Anne Seibel and Hélène Dubreuil Best Cinematography – Tree of Life Best Film Editing – The Artist – Anne-Sophie Bion and Michel Hazanavicius Best Doc Short – Incident in New Baghdad – James Spione Best Foreign Language – A Separation (Iran) in Persian – Asghar Farhadi Best Animated Feature – A Cat in Paris – Alain Gagnol and Jean-Loup Felicioli Best Adapted Screenplay – Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy – Bridget O'Connor and Peter Straughan from Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy by John le Carré Best Live Action Short Film – The Shore – Terry George and Oorlagh George Best Sound Editing – The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo – Ren Klyce Best Sound Mixing – The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo – David Parker, Michael Semanick, Ren Klyce, and Bo Persson Best Visual Effects – Hugo – Rob Legato, Joss Williams, Ben Grossmann, and Alex Henning Best Doc Feature – Incident in New Baghdad – James Spione Best Original Song – "Man or Muppet" from The Muppets – Bret McKenzie Best Animated Short Film – Dimanche – Patrick Doyon

I polls like these because I like to have my voice heard! But at the same time I don't like to think too much.

I read this and then I saw this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_dyXFTSO0g&context=C3fdcd00ADOEgsToPDskJYmCn6cMDczufpOWr_ggi3 then I thought of this again.

LOL Bless America

I hope not Starburns. Too many people are boring with their sideburns.

When that zombie grabbed her normal daughter and overpowered her it drove me nuts. Because this happens all the time in the show! Malnourished zombies with no working vascular system, decomposing muscles, that probably haven't been eating in weeks always overpower living people with intact bodies. Sure if there's a bunch of zombies they can take out people, but one on one? Come on!

It bugged me because of the characters(writers) straight up stupidness. Why did she have to sit on the tail-gate and not on the trucks front seat where there was room? To make sure that if anything fell out the back she would see it? If she just sat in the front she would not have to smell the zombies and the tailgate could've been left up so nothing would've fallen out. But, then again, Andrea is a stupid idiot.

"I guess they round to the nearest million" YA BURNT!

Terry Richardson is his Muse

That one lady and the tramp

What's that show where Will Arnett is an spoiled arrogant jackass?

Agreed, this is the worst thing I've ever seen in my whole life and I'm 40.

this guy reminded me of this Mr. Show sketch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDaFMZfIsV4

Finally! Someone stepped up their foot therapy game!

Look I realize not everyone studies immunology in school, but this hurts my brain. Look goop writers if your continuously eating "inflammatory foods" your most likely very stupid or poor or something lame. Plus "probiotic anti-microbials". Think about it!