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What was the Bieber/ Gomez joke? I can't see it from up here in Canada. I'm sure it's very funny.
Community was just another documentary film episode and wasn't really funny.
This seemed pretty "good".
I saw Sound of my Voice and it was ok, no Another Earth. That is my review .
That was me. Now I mostly complain about Jurassic park any chance I get. How can you get a full grown brontosaurus in just two years? How can you bring back extinct plants with dinosaur DNA (assuming you disregard DNA's half-life)? How can a paleobotanist be a full fledged triceratops vet? I was born in the darkest pit now I must live with what I know for the rest of my life, or til I get dementia.
I've never seen Honey Boo Boo, but have heard this guy's songs on the radio ten million times one summer at work and was the worst Summer. I mean his songs are just sooooooo bad!
I can never see anything in Canada :(
who cares? meteors do what he did all the time and the go from higher up.
I need the recaps because I'm not particularly smart and I would like to know when the dialogue is bad and I need to know what happens while I fell a sleep.
Finally! Now that we are talking about Jurassic park, I would like to use this a time to talk about how much I hate it! Like the part when the paleobotanist is somehow an expert triceratops doctor and that part when she is holding up the leaf from a plant she claims went extinct during the cretaceous (ok the whole recreating many different types of dinosaurs from really old DNA that came from one type of dinosaur is pretty far fetched, but how did they get plant DNA from a mosquito?).
He does't bring his actual ondes on tour. Because he was scared it would get damaged on tour, he had the ondes inventor make him a thing that's like a MIDI interface
Sean's Dad - the principal and faculty members should be setting an example for the children how? By wearing Black?
OMG ":)JEFFERY! :(oh hey britta". - The Dean
I would like Three-6-Mafia to do it and Craig Venter as a back up.
One day I hope to be half the man Bill is. Only 25 more pounds to go!
Or you know we could save even more, plus water, by not washing our hands.
oh shoot, ima few years too late but Eric Koston and Mike Carroll!
Retrograde is a pretty sciency term there. If you want you can also use anterograde which is just the opposite.
Oh, sit at the bar? I usually just stood there, like an idiot.
Perhaps the Best Solution would be to have 3min movie breaks for texting every 5min during the movie
If they add all of these there might be a few less hurt feelings after the ceremony Best Actor Bestest Actor Greatest Actor Finest Actor Most unparalleled Actor Most Optimal Actor Most Amazing Actor Most Magnificent Actor Most Prime Actor Most Super Actor Most Perfect Actor and Lifetime Achievement Award
I meant, is that guy feeding STEROIDS to the kangaroo?
Is that guy feeding that kangaroo? I mean look at its arms!
that giraffe video looks familiar and not like a giraffe video
oddly, I went to Stereogum today first and saw this. I thought this Zooey Deschanel would have been more suited to Videogum and I was right!
My favourites are the You Can Make It Up stories. More more you can make it up!
What an honorable death, beer bonged into the belly of tomorrows future! Also, think about how gross that is that those fish are probably just pooping in his stomach.
While drowning in the ocean and Christina Hendricks, who's in a rowboat, is trying to sell you water.
Also, they were only gone 10 DAYS!!!!! like that is a normal vacation length, but they spent half that on airplanes and trying to read street signs with squiggly lines on them.
All those quotes reminded me a 14 year old girls Facebook statuses.
Don't worry Kelly, cause it is kinda like a Friday because tomorrow is GOOD FRIDAY!
An American hero, my family will be safe tonight. Thank you.
Rick is my fav idiot