It's Mickey Rooney, and everyone knows that that's one of the most ridiculously racist things committed to film ever. But the rest of the movie is tolerable at worst, and besides, it's too classic for consideration on the Hunt.
I kinda liked how everyone was nice to each other. It was funny when they were in Whole Foods and Hubert lost his cart and the other guy was like, "HA HA HA! You lost your cart and now you're running around carrying all your food! GOOD ONE, HUBERT!" when we know if that happened to someone on Top Chef they would be freaking the fuck out.
Yeah, but the light rail sure is nice! I've ridden it once and the trains were great but, this being Phoenix, NO ONE knew how to use public transportation. There were kids sitting in all the aisles! Where people needed to walk!
Exactly! And because I'm a nerd I like to dissect his rants and make found poetry and haikus out of them. It's really fun! An example:
DROP THE BRAVADO
JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT
A DOPER PERSON
Oh God, there are Ed Hardy wines now? I didn't need to know that. It's bad enough that there are Ed Hardy eyeglass frames, which the optometrist made me try on when I went to get new glasses the other day. Talk about UGH.
Looks good, but it's not dark enough. That snow is totally white. I hate to be fussy, but isn't the dead sky supposed to be raining ash and black rain? Not normal white snow.
I don't understand all this Russell Brand hate. He's a funny guy and I like him (for the record, I have not seen Drop Dean Fred, but you know, it's not his fault they're remaking it). Can we just go back to bashing Dane Cook and Jeff Dunham, please? K thanks.
Apart from Jerry's mysterious absence, I thought it was really great. I almost forgot Little Edie was Drew Barrymore several times!
Also, nice hiccup-laugh at 0:50
Why hasn't anyone mentioned Miles' GRAY HAIR?! Sawyer and Juliette and co. look just the same as three years ago, but with different (not differently colored!) hairstyles, yet Miles appears to have aged 20 years by the looks of his hair! How inconsistent! Milesgrayhairgate is much more important than Beardgate!
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