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"You may now say the magic word." -Priest
+2 | 6/12/12 12:22 PM
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Future divorce proceedings are going to be misery for them, since they both hate blood-sucking lawyers.
+9 | 6/12/12 12:14 PM
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You can express yourself, just as long as you do it in between the side of the house and the fence, away from your father's judgmental vision.
+7 | 6/8/12 10:04 AM
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Tech so old in tha D.
+10 | 6/1/12 1:34 PM
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Based on my extensive listening of Ghostface Killah CD's, I'm going to go out on a limb here and argue that Kool-Aid is probably code for crack.
+3 | 6/1/12 1:28 PM
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"This be that track that everyone can smoke a marijuana cigarette to. But you shouldn't, because it's illegal." -Krispy Kreme
+9 | 6/1/12 9:42 AM
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Wouldn't work. Comic book-purists would object that Wolverine would effortlessly be able to heal fast from North Side Kings frontmen punches http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3756/danzigkod.gif
+3 | 5/29/12 2:15 PM
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Just for the record, Bob Saget: 1 Christina Aguilera: 0
+7 | 5/29/12 11:56 AM
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http://www.retroist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/gamera.jpg
+1 | 5/24/12 8:09 PM
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I like how the editors of this trailer kept conscious of the popularity of auto-tune back in the roaring 20's and held back on the dubstep, which was HA-HUGE in the 40's.
+26 | 5/23/12 10:04 AM
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New Tag Line: It's like Pretty Woman, but with planes!
+16 | 4/25/12 9:40 AM
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"Who the fuck wants to EEEEAAAAAT?" will be on my new grilling apron.
+47 | 4/19/12 12:12 PM
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http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwd8r84hbz1qa8o7a.gif
+27 | 4/19/12 11:54 AM
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Damn, this story is bringing up a certain bad memory from elementary school. Or as I like to call it: Fuck you, Sr. Mary Rita!
+7 | 4/19/12 9:50 AM
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Disturbing, awful, and creepy? YES. But as a tooth-patient, I think I would have to go with that instead of the OTHER thing: http://images.hitfix.com/photos/484692/louie-dentist-tarese_article_story_main.jpg http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrreyf4uAi1qdxn7zo1_500.jpg
+12 | 4/5/12 9:49 AM
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Too bad they didn't get to showcase the brain cancer status bar.
+10 | 4/4/12 3:17 PM
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"I like commenting!" http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Ralph-Wiggum-Wave.gif
+14 | 3/30/12 5:15 PM
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I love everything nano. I was totally cool at the time when the bees we introduced, but then when I saw that lady make a dog on her iPad3, that's when i was like, "SEE YA!" "Oh, this old thing? The killer dog from "Hulk"? Yeah, it was in my sketch book and never really got around to bio-engineering it."
+3 | 3/26/12 11:15 AM
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It was okay. I'm a huge fan of awful dystopian future settings in films, and there were parts were I felt a little angered by how awful those Capitol people were, but the actual game was pretty boring. Too high school cliquey for me, and I know that these books are aimed at young adults (haha, that's a word). But computer dogs, super bees, and magic band-aid cream? No thank you. My "last child standing" suspension of disbelief can only go so far.
+6 | 3/26/12 10:51 AM
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Or another Joe Millionaire (spoiler: he's actually a low-income carpenter).
+7 | 3/20/12 12:07 PM
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I think she'd do much better as Maureen the Mink: http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111224041022/muppet/images/thumb/7/7d/MaureenMink.jpg/300px-MaureenMink.jpg
+6 | 3/8/12 2:00 PM
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It sucks for them because Santorum believes that the lead vocals of family band should always be done by the man of the house.
+16 | 3/8/12 12:05 PM
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I want her to "write" a book about other things that she finds "interesting."
+4 | 3/6/12 9:53 AM
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Anyone remember that Rawls scene in season 3? Classic GOP stuff. http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt33/szoradycousins/ScreenShot2012-03-01at51743PM.png
+18 | 3/1/12 5:22 PM
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HAMSTERDAM FOR OBAMA!
+3 | 3/1/12 5:15 PM
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I think her parents don't approve of this because blackvoice is a very inappropriate, racist, and outdated form of theatre art.
+8 | 2/28/12 1:54 PM
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Now imagine he just won an Oscar. Ratings gold.
+5 | 2/27/12 2:51 PM
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What a keeper… http://www.technobuffalo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Bender-futurama-proposal-binary.jpg
+9 | 2/21/12 12:53 PM
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"Gonna add a little salami to the hoagie… THWAAAMP!"
+21 | 2/20/12 10:48 AM
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That reminds me, my dad still owes $3000 from a missed shot bet he made with me 20 years ago. I believe the hoop was attached on the mini-fridge.
+5 | 2/17/12 3:48 PM
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"Women and pizza are basically the same thing." -Rick Santorum
+23 | 2/15/12 3:52 PM
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Ah, the classic "that's not my porn, the computer's polarities must have reversed!" excuse. Works every time.
+5 | 2/15/12 9:40 AM
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Does the new set of writers know that there is a good source material of comics books to go off of? Or when they were hired, did AMC just say, "Zombies: Go with it."
+6 | 2/13/12 1:09 PM
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I think I'll wait until Christmas to buy my girlfriend a car with one of those stupid red ribbons on top. Because those Christmas car commercials are basically real life.
+5 | 2/6/12 9:41 AM
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Fingers crossed that it's a parallel/prequel of sorts and Tony Soprano comes in at the finale and buys Pie-O-My.
+4 | 1/30/12 11:54 AM
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I look very forward to watching more horsey-races.
0 | 1/30/12 11:53 AM
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This sounds more like Fern Gully.
+2 | 1/25/12 1:42 PM
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The best part is that Jimmy Dimora looks pretty much like Harry Monster. http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=13666796
0 | 1/24/12 3:18 PM
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Are you kidding me?! Now what the hell am I gonna do with all of these "Mark Wahlberg is basically Chuck Norris" zingers that I worked on all night???
+6 | 1/19/12 10:29 AM
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That's the best Marty Feldman impersonation I've seen in a while.
+10 | 1/19/12 9:40 AM
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