Abbott and Costello should be able to fix this dying franchise right up.
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Note to self: Write movie script where disgruntled worker at glass company switches all the zoo exhibit glass with homeowner glass. Possible name - "Shattered."
Kid, tears aside, but I need to point out that your grandfather is Robert Loggia.
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"But doctor, what if I don't believe anything you're saying?"
"Zen just put zeh goop in your hair!"
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In addition to the aforementioned "Muppet Family Christmas Special," I have to nominate for vice president "Opus 'n' Bill's: A Wish for Wings That Work: An Opus Christmas Story"
This prank happened at my high school during my senior year (go school team!). Although, I must point out that the mothers gave my teammates pecks on the cheeks. Very acceptable. Very funny. One of my buddies commented that his kiss was "wet and sloppy" and blindly guessed that it was from a girl in our school who was known to get around. That was great. Cool, true, totally LEGAL story.
I start reading the nominees at the top like I am actually interested with these awards and next thing you know I am speed-scrolling down and it looks like I am trying to read the matrix but just don't care.
Side note: this trailer is a mess. Curly Joe, you are no longer the worst part of the Three Stooges. Still behind the Scooby-Doo versions, but no longer the worst.
"Cindy? Hi, it's the producer of '1980s Detroit-Based Talk Show' aka 'The Greatest Show on Earth.' I wanted to see if it would be okay to push you and your waltzing-bear partner back one day as guests of the show. You see, we have this guy who can whistle 'Georgia On My Mind' and he's only going to be in town tomorrow. What's that? Yes, the bowling balls will come on as the second guest, since they've already been on 4 times. Sound good? Great! Looking forward to meeting you guys!"
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